2007-05-22 06:16:34 · 47 answers · asked by casey308 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
Jerry:"Hey Putty's here."
Elaine: "My Putty? But we broke up?"
Jerry: "And yet he continues to live."
I know thats not A line, but it's one of my favorite dialogues.
I am a Seinfeld addict so I can't name just one.
2007-05-22 07:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by (no subject) 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
This is an IMPOSSIBLE question to answer because there are soooooooooooo many but here are my two:
Episode The Slicer
Elaine: Can I borrow that thing for a while?
Kramer: Oh no, I don't think so.
Elaine: Why not?
Kramer: You don't know who to use it
Elaine: What do I have to know?
Kramer: Well, where the meat goes?
Elaine: Right there.
Kramer: Where do you turn it on?
Elaine: Right there.
Kramer: But WHERE does the meat go? (LMAO)
LMAO
Episode: The Switch
GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it.
Did you call her?
JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?
JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.
GEORGE: So what happened?
JERRY: She's into it.
GEORGE: Into what?
JERRY: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the manage too. (LMAO)
GEORGE: That's unbelievable.
JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man. (LMAO)
GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.
GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?
JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.
JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. (LMAO)
I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. (LMAO)
... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
The Race
JERRY: Well, I . . . [sees George]
GEORGE: Oh, my God, No, oh my God, . . . Jerry!
JERRY: I'm sorry, uh,
GEORGE: George, George Costanza!
JERRY: Oh, George Costanza , Kennedy High.
GEORGE: Yes yes yes This is unbelievable.
DUNCAN: Hi, George
GEORGE: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't tell me, don't tell me. It starts with a . . . Duncan Meyers. Oh, wow, this is something. I haven't seen you guys in what, twenty years?
JERRY: This is Lois.
LOIS: Hello.
GEORGE: So what have you been doing with yourself?
JERRY: I'm I'm a comedian.
GEORGE: Ah ha, well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" this kind of stuff. (LMAO)
JERRY: Yeah, yeah
GEORGE: It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor now.
JERRY: Yeah, yeah, Well, you really got bald there, didn't you? (LMAO)
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah.
JERRY: You really used to have a think full head of hair.
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about twenty-eight right around the time I made my first million. You know what they say. The first million is the hardest one.
JERRY: yeah, yeah.
LOIS: What do you do?
GEORGE: I'm an architect.
LOIS: Have you designed any buildings in New York?
GEORGE: Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
LOIS: You did that?
GEORGE: Yep. And it didn't take very long either. (LMAO)
JERRY: Well you've really built yourself up into something.
GEORGE: Well, well, I had a dream, Jerry.
JERRY: Well, one cannot help[ but wonder what brings you into a crummy little coffee shop like this.
GEORGE: Well, I like to stay in touch with the people.
JERRY: Ah, you know you have a hole in your sneaker there. What is that canvas?
GEORGE: You know my driver's waiting, I really should get running. Good to see you guys again.
I could keep going on and on and on and on..... Biggest Sienfeld fan ever.
2007-05-22 06:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Smith 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Helllloooo, Newmannnn
2007-05-22 14:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by Debra G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The soup Nazi but someone said that. Kramer and the manbra with Jerry Stiller. That whole concept was hilarious.
Hard to pick just one. I am a huge fan.
2007-05-22 06:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mele Kai 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ELAINE: You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here. [rubs George's head on her breasts] Here's your Christmas card.
(I do this to my husband all the time - he loves it) :o)
my 2nd fav:
ESTELLE (george's mom): I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o' clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find
my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
LOL!!!!!!
2007-05-23 06:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by chellek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Schmoopie
2007-05-22 09:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by ☮ wickey wow wow ♀♀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And you want to be my latex salesman" is the one I use all the time. Esp. in reference to ppl who underperform. Since it's an obscure reference, most ppl have no idea I'm actually mocking them.
I also love Jerry's response to having to wear the Puffy Shirt. "But I don't wanna be the pirate." Hilarious!
2007-05-22 06:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by tashay72 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Heeelllooo!
2007-05-22 09:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by lynzy_k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!
And Hellooooo...la la la... =)
2007-05-22 06:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by SoCalGuy777 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"hes a loathsome offensive brute, yet i cant look away"
when Jerrys girlfreind paints a picture of kramer and sells it to an older couple.
2007-05-22 06:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by w_cawley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋