little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble
at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God:
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy
this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God:
This is your friend, Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year
and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasn't true, either. So, he tore up the letter
and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God:
I have been an "OK"! boy this year. I still would really like a red
bike for my birthday.
Leroy
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy
wrote another letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will
be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Leroy
Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked as Leroy looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Leroy's mother told him.
Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little
Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He
slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Leroy began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
2007-05-22 04:23:41 · 14 answers · asked by G?ld?n ang?l 5 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Lola:you better read it or else I'll spank your bottom!!
2007-05-22 04:44:04 · update #1
His majesty:I opologize thats not me saying it,its a joke.
2007-05-22 05:02:15 · update #2
Honey this i great. Well i wrote letter 6 and it says i will get your mother back for you if u send me a GOLDEN ANGEL
love u be safe there. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
2007-05-22 05:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Though I don't believe in Virgin Mary.
2007-05-22 23:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahhahahahahahaha. now I understoood the joke!
2007-05-22 11:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooooooooo funnY!!
GOod way to start the day.
2007-05-22 15:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemous but funny!
2007-05-22 12:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha OMG funny hahaha
2007-05-22 12:33:48 · answer #6 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny like crazy! oh man...messed up tho haha
2007-05-22 11:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by Gunner Fan For Life! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2007-05-22 13:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by 3lixir 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im too lazy to read this but it seems that it has nothing to do with football...
2007-05-22 11:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lola P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So crazy...
(nudges guy next to him) - What did she say???
LOL
2007-05-22 12:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋