I farted and the curtain started moving...the thing is...?

Question

the thing is when I farted, my butt wasn't facing the curtains. is it possible that my fart had so much charge that it went around the entire world in less than 5 seconds and still have enough pressure to make my curtains sway?

Answer 1

You have achieved Farting Greatness.
Do not question your powers.

Answer 2

there is absolutely no way your fart can be that strong to shake the curtains. even though your butt may be facing it, there is no such fart that can move a curtain. a fart does not have enough pressure to move such an object, even more considering your butt was not facing the object.

this is possible though, in cartoon shows..i have seen one before, it was a short clip entitled FARTMAN, and he was able to fly around by lift-off through the huge amount of fart energy

Answer 3

I think its actually a question of magnitisim. You see. You fart was probably carrying a negitive charge. Your curtains probably a positive charge. I believe during the wind up before you farted you actually super charged your explosive gas. Instead of heading straight behind you it did a couple turns like a indy car driver and pulled at your curtains. It also probably gave you rot butt which might have to be taken care of with a neutral solution to prevent a gastric explosion.

Answer 4

Lol of course no!

First, was there any wind or any medium that made the curtains move?

Secondly, farts ain't strong enough to travel around the world! But it does smell strong! Fart is a gas. When you fart it spurts out and then spreads out in the air until you can barely smell it. There is air resistance. There is no momentum too to continue it 'flying'.

Anyway, HAHA! you made my day!

Answer 5

That style of collective gas is flammable and there may well be some collateral injury if uncovered to flame. yet while there are no longer any flames, i'm particular no longer something might take place. There may well be some fainting and a few previous human beings might die yet i do no longer think of it would undo creation even nevertheless the methane gas from each and all of the cow farts might in all possibility devastate the ozone layer even extra.

Answer 6

Farts - also called flatus (say: flay-tus) or intestinal (say: in-tes-tuh-null) gas - are made of, well, gas!

When you eat, you don't swallow just your food. You also swallow air, which contains gases like nitrogen (say: ny-truh-jen) and oxygen (say: ahk-sih-jen). Small amounts of these gases travel through your digestive system as you digest your food. Other gases like hydrogen (say: hy-droh-jen), carbon dioxide (say: kar-bon dy-ahk-side, the gas that makes soda fizzy), and methane (say: meth-ain) are made when food is broken down in the large intestine. All of these gases in the digestive system have to escape somehow, so they come out as farts!

Gases are also what can make farts smell bad. Tiny amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane combine with hydrogen sulfide (say: suhl-fide) and ammonia (say: uh-mow-nyuh) in the large intestine to give gas its smell. Phew!

All people fart sometimes, whether they live in France, the Fiji islands, or Fresno, California! If you have a dog, you may have even been unlucky enough to have heard (or smelled) Fido farting. Intestinal gas is totally normal, and it's very rare for farting to be a sign that something is wrong in the body.

If you want to be less farty, try cutting back on foods like beans, onions, and fried foods. These can release larger amounts of gas as they break down in your body. If you have a lot of gas after you eat ice cream, yogurt, or milk, talk to your parent about it - your body may have a difficult time digesting the natural sugar called lactose, which is found in dairy foods. And don't forget that farting can sometimes be your body's sign that it's time to take a trip to the bathroom.

The bathroom is also a good place to go if you're feeling particularly gassy because it's not polite to fart in social settings, like in class or at the dinner table (Yuck!). But don't worry if this happens accidentally. Just remember to say "excuse me!"

Answer 7

It means you have achieved the rank of "Master Blaster" which means your gas can reach Mach 1 in 3.2 seconds. That not only gives you the ability to move curtains, but also small children, pets, and light furniture!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Answer 8

You farted into the mouth of the spirit in your room and it unwitting amplified the velocity and strength of the foul gas.

Answer 9

The ghost that resides in your room smelled the fart and almost gagged.

Answer 10

That must have been a powerful fart