Finally admitting he was grossly overweight, this man decided it was time to take advantage of a special introductory offer from a new weight loss clinic in town. After handing over his payemnt he was shown to an empty room where he was soon joined by a gorgeous blond. "Hi," she said. "If you catch me, I'm yours."
It took a while, but after a prolonged chase he succeeded - and was delighted to find he'd lost ten pounds in the process. After that he gave up all ideas of dieting and managed to drop ten more pounds with a brunette and eight with a redhead. But he was still fifty pounds overweight, so he decided to sign up for the clinic's more drastic program. He was waiting eagerly in an empty room when the door opened and in came a three-hundred pound gay guy who grinned and said, "If I catch you, you're mine."
2007-05-21 23:18:56 · 21 answers · asked by ღღrocknroshღღ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO! :) that brought a smile to my face!
2007-05-22 00:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by pullthetrigger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would certainly get a lot of guys into fabulous shape!!
2007-05-22 06:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by jovvijo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh it was funny but not THAT funny, there was a huge build up and then it didnt produce the ha ha, anyways why wud u wanna catch when all you need to do is ask me lol
2007-05-22 06:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by im_niceguy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not as funny as this-this bloke dies and climbs the ladder to get to heaven.he comes to a gate and theres a gorgeous brunette who says you can stay here with me for eternity or you can climb the ladder to success so he says ill climb the ladder to success so he climbs to the next gate where theres a gorgeous redhead who says you can stay here with me for eternity or you can climb the ladder to success so he says ill climb the ladder to success so he climbs to the next gate where theres a gorgeous blond who says you can stay here with me for eternity or you can climb the ladder to success so he says ill climb the ladder to success so he climbs to the next gate where theres a 400 pound big fat ugly bloke who says hello my names ces.
2007-05-22 06:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by leeanneandwayne 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but I still like it!
2007-05-22 06:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by ehabhamdy1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny lmao
2007-05-22 06:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Motivated me to get off my lazy bum!
2007-05-22 06:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Shae C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it is cute.
2007-05-22 06:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's a good one.
2007-05-22 06:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny!!
2007-05-22 06:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by amstaff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋