sometimes it justs talks to me when im approaching the penis with my hand to masturbate. should i slap it silly?
2007-05-21 21:47:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Does he have a funny accent? When my hubby's talks to me I always think it sounds a bit like a Mexican! Maybe you should change hands and give the old boy a bit of variety!
2007-05-21 21:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by Psycho Chicken! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YOUR PENIS SPEAKS?!? man you should go see a psychitris, its not right, no your penis aint speaking your mind is, and do slap it silly, or aim for your balls, hurts more that way. Btw helllo =] LOOL
2007-05-21 21:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, it's lonely (so are you if you're talking to him so often). I suggest introducing him to someone else. From you statement, I see that there is much abuse in your relationship, it's probably begging not to be slapped anymore.
2007-05-21 21:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by priyankstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you weren't such an *** someone would do it for you and your penis might talk to them instead.
2007-05-21 21:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle My Bell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a talking penis!! you should really get urself on tv, you could make yourself a fortune as it must be a first
2007-05-22 10:00:17 · answer #5 · answered by tom_blaire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know im having such a bad morning but now I know there is someone else that is having a worse (or better in your case) morning than me , good luck and you should be so lucky
2007-05-21 21:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to just look it straight in the eye and tell it to shut the h**l up, or that you'll poke it's eye out!!
2007-05-21 21:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Cindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine you penis is bored and you just happen to be "handy" to speak to. Don't be a "jerk" and just "blow" him off. If you do he just might give you a "hard" time.
2007-05-21 21:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by iraq51 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your penis isn't the problem, Hon, it's your head!
2007-05-21 21:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bf penis always talking to me too and i love it... dont slap:( he just need somebody ..
2007-05-21 21:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋