Dear Caroline
Thank you for your questions on behalf of humanity. Can I suggest you all get past the whole interventionist god thing? Humanity has already has "great powers", but accepts little or no responsibility for them - partly because so many prefer to credit that ultimate responsibility to Jehovah / Allah / Ra / Vishnu (etc. ad nauseum). While that remains the case you're clearly struggling to cope with the responsibility that power demands. However, I strongly suggest you get over yourselves, stop massacaring one another over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin and suchlike, and get on with accepting full responsibility for your custodianship of your habitation, or you'll find your lease will expire very rapidly.
Yours sincerely
Jesus H. Christ
(Landlord's Agent)
P.S. Sorry none of your prayers are being answered, but we're closed for staff training till the end of time.
2007-05-22 00:17:25
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answer #1
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answered by Tyler's Mate 4
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Fantastic question.... real STAR!!
I think I am too small and minuscule to be able to carry out such a major overhaul with my limited wisdom, which
doesn't give me any understanding of what is beyond time and space, namely the nothingness and the timelessness
doesn't give me the imagination to foresee what would it be like if there were to be only one side to the coin.... all good and no evil.... all joy and no sorrow.... all light and no darkness etc. etc.
makes me believe that there must be a good high-level reason for everything that is and the way it is, leading me further to believe that any extraneous tinkering of it can only lead to chaos or much worse... all said and done, there does seem to be an order right now, however unpalatable it might feel in my limited knowledge
Last but not the least, it does seem highly reasonable, proper and well-planned that I am never going to have the powers you mention in your question and the very thought of which gives me the creeps!!
2007-05-22 04:00:12
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answered by small 7
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1. I'd set it free and have nature have it's way with it.
2. If I had the powers I'd eradicate stupidity and cure ignorance. Then I'd let nature have it's way with things.
3. See no 2.
4. See 2 and 3.
5. Since that would mean a sex change I'd be confused and curious at first. Then see 2,3 and 4.
6. I'd eliminate humanity, we're the plague of the earth.
Final question: No.
2007-05-22 03:55:00
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answered by --- 4
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1) I'd cherrish it.
2) I'd cherrish it
3) I'd get a recliner
4) I'd trash God's old wardrobe and get all new duds
5) I'd ask to know why
6) I'd choose to travel
Finally, Yes I would
And I agree. With great powers comes great responsibility. And the only thing I'd do right away is make you think hard and give us all your answers to your questions.
2007-05-22 05:07:53
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answered by Anonymous
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The concept of God is in His omnipotence, omniprescence and omniscience.Only if I can get under the skin of God I will be able to comprehend the above concept and what it really is.Even great mystics have been baffled by God,s aweful prescence and His power.Fools venture where angels fear to tread.No thanks
2007-05-22 07:14:26
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answered by joseph b 2
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Hmmm...
I'd say Matthew 4:8-10
2007-05-22 06:19:15
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answered by Anonymous
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yes i will definitely accept it, because wheneveryou share the goodness of your heart .You always end up winning others heart. Because life is an echo .It gives back what you have already given.
2007-05-22 04:02:27
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answered by roja 1
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I hear enough people whining at me all day long. I don't need to hear the whole world's problems nor do I want to.
2007-05-22 03:56:02
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answered by my_alias_id 6
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You would be charged at least 35 POINTS for this proposal, if I were GOD! and you would be dismissed...
2007-05-22 03:50:42
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answered by Aloadin 3
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i will doubt myself.
2007-05-22 03:52:46
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answered by Kite man 4
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