They keep trying to come in through the window. I can't sleep at night and have nightmares of their rotting bodies and snapping jaws. Lately, there have been more zombies. I can only kill so many with the baseball bat, but what can I do for the long term??
2007-05-21 20:42:18 · 19 answers · asked by bo, kingpin at large 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Nail a variety of pieces of lumber in a haphazard manner across the window. Make sure to leave enough space for the zombies to stick an occasional hand through as they grasp for brains.
2007-05-22 05:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive been troubled with dreams about zombies since i was a child, im now 28.
I think i was tramatized when I saw return of the living dead when I was very young, but that doesnt give any explination as to why I still have these dreams. Ive never seen one awake but have been parinoid. Just wondering if you have found any explination for your problem so that maby it could shed a little light on mine.
2007-05-22 02:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by TONI C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey! zombies r nice ppl. and don't u even think of being rude with them! if u don't like them then just politely tell them not to disturb u. and if u give them a chance, they can turn u into a zombie in no time, and i'm sure after being one, u won't mind other zombies hanging out with u. this is the only long term solution!
2007-05-21 21:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by krishnokoli 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read "The Zombie Survival Guide". Believe it or not it's a real book. Or you could tell the police, but then you couldn't collect the insurance money, could you?
2007-05-21 20:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ory O Oreo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the baseball bat and hit your head to full strength then there will be no more zombie
2007-05-21 20:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by donalusbebekus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hang some garlic round your neck and some around their necks. that way when they try to come in thru the window they get snagged on the glass. besides the smell of garlic will be so overpowering u wont know they're coming so u will sleep right thru the invasion
2007-05-21 20:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by kiki68 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How fast are they? Please provide more detail!
If they are slow, you can just run in circle around them and hit them with your bat. You will also probably have enough time to dig a trench into which they will fall in (since they got no brain).
If they're fast you will need guns. Lots of guns.
2007-05-21 20:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well for starters dont turn on any light or they will come. or if you see one zombie GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. and try not to be seen by any zombie are they'll suround you and tare you to pieces.
2007-05-22 03:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by black snake 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill one of them.. put Zombie's Blood all over your Body and pretend your one of them...
2007-05-22 19:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by mads 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw salt on them. Once they taste it, they remember they're dead and return to their graves (return to the earth). Problem solved.
2007-05-23 18:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋