In a fight to the death, O.J. Simpson, jacked up on Methamphetamine with two carrot peelers Vs. Ty Pennington, drunk, but wielding two 18" claw hammers. You choose.
2007-05-21 17:31:44 · 14 answers · asked by Gromac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ty is so drunk that he misses when he throws the claw hammers at o.j. because o.j. has quick reflexes like a mongoose and hops onto a chair, avoiding the claw hammers.then ty steals o.j.'s carrot peeler and begins to peel carrots, momentarily forgetting about the fight.suddenly o.j. wanders into the backyard and proceeds to climb a tree.ty chases after o.j with the carrot peeler but slips and impales himself with the carrot peeler.o.j. fell asleep and wakes up with another notice for court.bummer.mister orange juice wins again.
2007-05-21 19:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HATE O.J. and that smug fat face of his so I'm going with Ty Pennington. Those 18" claw hammers HAVE to do the JUICE some injuries.
2007-05-22 00:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha you have a very big imagination. But, yeah. O.J. would take Ty Pennington easily.
2007-05-22 00:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by Brown eyed grrrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OJ. Ty Pennington would just fall over and hit himself in the ******* hehad with those hammers.
2007-05-22 00:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rosie O'Donnell and a ham sandwich wins, hands down, everytime. You throw in Mike Tyson armed with his teeth, or Tonya Harding with a lead pipe, you might have some serious competition then.
2007-05-22 00:35:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh well, if it's a fight to the Death, OJ would win. He's already killed two people so he'd have no qualms about a repeat performance. After all, if he did it, that's how he'd do it, right?
2007-05-22 00:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about having Lorena Bobbitt fight the winner.
2007-05-22 00:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.J. CRAZY SO HE WOULD PROBABLY WIN BUT I LIKE TY
2007-05-22 00:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.J. won before.
2007-05-22 00:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mr.G's wife 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess I'll have to pick OJ most people think that he got away with murder anyway.
2007-05-22 00:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by blue-jeanbaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋