2007-05-21 15:10:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We'd have bad porn!
2007-05-21 15:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
We'd probably get out of Iraq right now. People who get laid all the time are too relaxed to worry about war. But our porn would be really uptight if it was controlled by right wing Republicans.
Thinking about it, the porn industry would probably fold under their care. They're anti-gay and gay men spend more money on porn than any other group. Hmm.....
2007-05-21 22:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by Nice try 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The country would go back to the path the Framers intended and everything would be, once again, great in America. The porn industry, on the other hand, would go on a downfall as no one wants to see Bush getting it on with Cheney.
2007-05-21 22:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by misssunshine 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1) disgusting porn. ech.
2) we wouldn't be at war with anyone- conflicts would be resolved with rough sex and a couple of blowjobs.
3) there would be no talk of abstinence-only education, which is a good thing. you can't tell raging hormones to take a back seat for more than 10 minutes, in my experience.
4) sodomy laws (the stupid ones, at least- no blowjobs? who really follows that law?) would be abolished.
5) "in condoms and birth control pills we trust" is the new national slogan or whatever you want to call it
6) the president's faces will no longer be on money- just their genitalia.
it would be a pretty blissful week, if you ask me.
2007-05-21 22:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by polymyxinbsulfates 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you haven't seen that video of Condoleeza Rice and Jeffree Star that got out last week...I'll take that over whatever the porn industry can throw out anyday.
2007-05-21 22:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jaide 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the porn stars would run the country better and we'd have a week of bliss without that redneck's stupid comments and jokes about blind people
2007-05-21 22:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Nelli 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Certain things that we thought were over from the Clinton Administration will reappear. Intern Ahoy!
2007-05-21 22:14:09 · answer #7 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupid porn and World Peace!
2007-05-21 22:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by old man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The country would be a much happier place because, everyone is happier when they're gettin' some! :)
2007-05-21 22:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by She's on fire! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We'd get screwed, and George would be running around like Bill Clinton...
2007-05-21 22:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lot of beating around the Bush... (Sorry! Cheap comment... *grin*)
2007-05-21 23:40:31 · answer #11 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋