OK, everybody else seems to be doing it, add the phrases for a story.?

Question

1) Dear _________ what seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect...
2) Yes we were lost but we were making good time.
3) No, that is when the guy with the shotgun showed up.
4) Well in all my days I never saw a __________like that before!
5) So now I ask you_______________?

Answer 1

Dear Lt. Dan what seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect...A much better one than we could have ever imagined...even with my imagination..this was a sheer delight...Yes we were lost but we were making good time. I must say we did real good with the time we had...if only there had been more time...always love the best to last...as well as you..my goodness you yelled I am hearing fireworks....oh Chola!!!
No, that is when the guy with the shotgun showed up.
Yes he fired off a shot...dear Dan...I must say at first I too thought my...we are setting off fireworks like the 4th of July!!!

I must say Lt. Dan....Well in all my days I never saw a hot pistol like that before! My it was still smoking.

So now I ask you are you ready for another good idea? Well are you?
Ciao!

Answer 2

1) Dear Sir, what seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect my first step to the gallows. I stopped to pick up this very attractive hitch-hiker who later asked me to take a side road so he could answer the call of nature.

2) Yes we were lost but we were making good time back to the main road when we took a wrong turn and ended up in a forested area. Was this the end of our mishaps?

3) No, that is when the guy with the shotgun showed up. He and his complaining girlfriend had stolen all the Christmas presents from an orphanage and they wanted to be taken London. Having left there only hours before and heading for Scotland, I began to feel the day was not going smoothly.
So, when I opened my boot to put in the Xmas presents, I reached in for my trusty umbrella and hit the villain on the back of the head. He fell and dropped the rifle and his girlfriend made a grab for him ripping the seat of his pants.

4) Well in all my days I never saw a tattoo like that before!

5) So now I ask you, what would you have done? I picked up the rifle and told him to cover up the offensive tattoo. He turned round....... and that's when I shot him, your honour.

Answer 3

1) Dear Captain Hook what seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect a bad idea. You never should have tried to fight Peter Pan.
2) Yes we were lost but we were making good time.
3) No, that is when the guy with the shotgun showed up.
4) Well in all my days I never saw a boy fly like that before!
5) So now I ask you "what WAS his happy thought"?


it doesnt make any sense...

Answer 4

Dear Yahoo! Answers Team ,
What seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect not such a good idea after all!! It has come to my attention that The orange "Top Contributor" badges are being sold, stolen, bartered and everything else in between! Just last night two Y!A 'bigwigs' were preparing for a duel over a badge they both claimed was theirs! Did I intervene? No, that is when the guy with the shotgun showed up! I ran for my life!!
As if this wasn't bad enough, I overheard two people negotiating "special services" over a badge the other day.Well, all I can say, is that in all my days, I never saw a bargain like THAT before!
So, I ask you fellow Yahoo'ers, are these badges REALLY worth THAT much? I think not!!!!!
Before the badges, Yes we were lost in our own little worlds, but we were making good time toward really getting along with one another on here. Now it is dog eat dog!! Where does it all end I ask you?

Answer 5

1) Dear JOHN, what seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect....The most horrible decision of my life. I'm not going to feel guilty, sad, or as if I am losing something special to me. I only wish I could have saw your face when the officer served you with your PFA Friday afternoon at work. The only thing that will be better than seeing that... is when you receive your divorce papers sometime this week.
2)Yes we were lost but we are making good time.... But I have now found myself again, I'm sorry... but I have been on the highway to hell for too long, sitting beside Satan and I have decided I don't want to continue this journey with you. I will no longer live in fear I am saving myself and my kids. I wish you well; Because I know you'll need it. But I am driving home to find myself again and I will be okay. I will be sure to buckle up.. as I finally feel like life in now worth living again.
3) No, that is when the guy with the shotgun showed up. Police officers are not your enemy. Officer Emerson, was my Angel he made a promise to keep me safe from you. I know now that since you caused him so much grief Thursday night, that he promised he will protect my childern and myself.
4) Well in all my days I never saw a police officer act like that before. He really seemed to take it personally...Maybe he had a loved one that hurt and disappointed him like you have hurt, and disapppointed your own family? Who knows but I'm so glad our lives crossed paths that night. Who knew that was the night I would be saved?
5) So now I ask you.... how does it feel to hurt? How does it feel to be alone? How does it feel that you have to lose everything? Knowing that it is nobody's fault but your own? How does it feel to know that you sons are 9 and 6 years old and you choose to not be there for them? You choose meth over your own family. Now you won't have the chance to get that time back. You took us for granted. You kept us around just to have someone to torture and humiliate. Now you have to go back to work Monday to a job you love and face your coworkers with them knowing that you are a con, a fraud, an act and a miserable excuse for a man. So I ask you again? How does it feel. Goodbye...you dwell in your own hell not mine. You created this Destiny.

Yep, Lt. Dan....it's all true! Thank you for your support and being a shoulder to cry on. I'll never forget it. XOXO~Destiny

Answer 6

Dear Lt Dan: what seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect..

Yes we were lost be we were making good time (and having a good time at it)

No, that is whn the guy with the shot gun showed up

Wll, in all my days I have never saw a revolver shoot Koolaid like that before

So now I ask you. . . .where do we go to take a shower to get all the sticky stuff off?

Answer 7

Geraldine and I had been dating for four years by then. Though love was a fresh bloom on the vine, I gathered my courage to ask her to go away with me for the weekend. We determined to go to a quaint cabin on scenic Mosquito Lake, near the fabled French Lick Hills area in Kentucky. It wasn't long before I was sorry for our hasty lust, because for me and dear Geraldine, what seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect an ill-considered decision. We had set out in my trusty AMC Pacer, the model with the stylish metal wood siding, when I realized that we had failed to consult Google Maps before setting out. Yes, we were lost, but we were making good time, although to what destination we weren't sure. In contrast to the reputation of most males, I determined to stop at a gas station to ask directions. The attendant had an unusual accent, made all the more difficult by his lacking front teeth. While there, I thought I would use the facilities, but in all my days, I had never seen a lavatory like that before! So disgusting that I could not bear to look at it, let alone use it! Geraldine and I set out with the less-than-perfect instructions I received from the attendant. Instead of reaching scenic Mosquito Lake, we ended up at a catfish pond in a cow pasture. We thought it strange that we had to open a barbed wire fence on the way to the cabin. That is when the guy with the shotgun showed up. He blew holes in my beautiful Pacer, and injured poor Geraldine before I could drive out of range. That was a year ago, and I haven't had the nerve to ask Geraldine for so much as a kiss since our trip. She just regained feeling on the right side of her face, after all. So now I ask you, would I be out of line to ask if she would care to accompany me to the lovely Waddy resort area to take in the mud baths, or is our love too ill-fated for such romantic excursions?

Answer 8

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

"(4) Well in all my days I never saw anything like that before!"
Thus spoke Doc Adams as he was examining Festus' ear."
Festus:"Why Doc? What's wrong?"
Doc:"Well I can see CLEAR through this ear to the other side. There doesn't seem to be anything in your head!"
Festus pushed Doc away......."Doc! Why in the tarnation are you so onery?! Why, you remind me of a scarecrow in a field of black birds on an Autumn day in Austin!!" As always, Doc had NO idea what he was talking about!
Doc:"Listen, I have a job,,,,That's right....Some of us WORK for a living. Now get out of here. There is not a thing wrong with that ear besides the fact you need to wash it once in a while." He rubbed his face, as he always does. Festus got up in a huff and slammed the door behind him.

As he descended the long staircase that led to Front Street, Matt and Newley were just getting off their horses, having been on the trail of Mean Mike Malowsky.
Newley:"How did I get this buckshot wound ,again. I can't remember? Was it when Mean Mike took his last shot, just before you got him?"
Matt:"(3) No, that is when the guy with the shotgun showed up.
Don't you remember? That fellow with the ten gallon hat ......You MUST remember him?! Oh, yeah, that's right. How COULD you see him? You were running as fast as you could into the bushes to hide?!" Newley looked down at the ground and kicked the dirt.
Matt:"Better get on up to see Doc. He'll get the buckshot out of your *** !" (Under his breath...."You lilly,livered coward.)

Newley limped his way up the stairs to Doc's office.
He dropped his britches and lay on his stomach on the examining table.
Doc:"Well, (1) Dear Newley. What seemed like a good idea at the time was perhaps in retrospect, not so good after all. Eh? (5) So now I ask you, (you sissy"...said under his breath). "Is it worth turning and running like a big baby, thus leaving Matt ALL alone, to fend off the bad guys?!"
Newley:"Doc, would you just get the buckshot out and shut the hell up?!"

Meanwhile , Festus went into Matt's office to find out what happened.
Festus:"Matthew, was I right about telling you to ride North outta town?"
Matt:" Yes. You were right."
Festus:"You know.....I have a real good sense of direction, ....Don't ya see.....Us Haggens know a HEAP more about most things than others.....like yourself, Matthew...........
just don't know."
Matt:"Okay! Okay! We went in the wrong direction!!
(2) Yes we were lost but we were making good time. Now get out of here and leave me alone. My back aches, I'm saddlesore, I have a migrain and I broke my damn fingernail!"

Answer 9

1.Lt Dan
2. Yehaa
3.Darn it!
4.Big Weirdo
5.may I have a xanax now?

Answer 10

OH CRIKY! NOT LT. DAN NOW!!!

Dear Dan and Sunshine, blah blah blah
In all my days i never saw a BUNCHA QUESTIONS MAKIN ME TINK!..blah blah blah..
Yes, we were LOST but we were makin time... NONONOl.. MAKIN GOOD TIME! das it, whew..
WHEN...along came Jones..

WELL! In all me BORN DAYS.. i NEVER saw a frog like DAT!.. so, now I ask you... WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN??