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cheerleader
pin feed printer

Use as many as you can in a story/sentence/other with out making it sound wierd.

2007-05-21 13:55:38 · 37 answers · asked by Macintosh 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

37 answers

ummm...

a bunch of COOL PEOPLE had a party. a NERD lived on teh other side. He was doing CALCULUS and trying to get a SYSTEM DISK out of an OLD COMPUTER at the same time. At the party a very drunk CHEERLEADER stumbled outta teh house and began begging for a TELESCOPE in the middle of teh street. the NERD felt sry for her and brought her inside his house. The CHEERLEADER was so drunk, she thought the nerd was Orlando Bloom and started to make out with him next to a PIN FEED PRINTER.

2007-05-21 13:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 · 2 3

Once upon a time, a nerd and a cheerleader were taking a high school calculus class together. The nerd decided that he wanted to get to know the cheerleader better, since she was one of the cool people in the school. Using a telescope from across the street to watch her undress in the locker room just wasn't cutting it for him anymore so the nerd developed a plan.

See, Nerd noticed that Cheerleader usually carried a dilapidated laptop around campus with her. It was, without a doubt, an old computer. It was so old, in fact, that it had hook ups for a pin feed printer. Nerd knew that if Cheerleader was going to continue to try to use that piece of crap, she'd at least need to know how to make a system disk.

So, one day in Calculus class, he passed a note to her. The note read, "Would you like some help jazzing up your old computer? I'm sure Biff, the football quarterback, will be more attracted to you if you upgrade." Naturally, the cheerleader found it difficult to refuse such an offer so she agreed to meet Nerd the next day at Starbucks.

Much to their mutual surprise, they bonded instantaneously while upgrading the old computer and became lifelong friends.

The end.

2007-05-21 14:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by UofMWolverines03 4 · 1 0

A nerd told the cool people to do calculus so they can look through a telescope to see the cheerleader and take a photo and put it on a pin feed printer save it in the old computer then on a system disk....

2007-05-21 14:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lizzy p 2 · 0 0

There was this nerd that had to look though a telescope at a system disk for a old computer that was connected to a pin feed printer, While he was looking at the old computer all the cool people were doing calculus, with the Cheerleader.

2007-05-21 14:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by Christine H 5 · 0 0

It wasn't that long ago now, that a nerd was looking thru a telescope up into space. He looked on his system disk at his
old computer and wondered for the hundredth time if he should get a new one. As he went online he added some more 'cool people' to his network of friends. He asked some of his online friends for help with his calculus homework. One of his friends, whos avatar was a cheerleader said he's help if nerd boy would get him a new pin feed printer.

:)

2007-05-21 14:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by Random one 4 · 0 0

The self-professed nerd sat at the desk frantically typing on his keyboard. The hard drive whizzed and whirred as old computers tend to do when the system disk cannot handle the task asked of it. At the same time, the pin feed printer filled up blank paper after blank paper with obscure calculus equations. Every so often, he would walk over and peer through the telescope in the corner. An observer might have thought him to be calculating the great questions of space, but in reality he was pondering the cheerleader across the way. In his mind, they went on picnics and long walks but in reality this would never happen. The cool people in her world and himself would never merge.

2007-05-21 14:08:37 · answer #6 · answered by kitty_cat_claws_99 5 · 1 0

One day a "nerd" was looking through a "telescope" and saw some really "cool people" looking at an "old computer". The screen said "system disk" error. Being the the nerd was good at "calculus" he thought maybe he could help them. He was sure it was their "pin feed printer". So he gathered up his "cheerleader" friends (they weren't just going to let him in without persuasion) and went across the street.
He fixed the problem and was named the coolest cool person in the school.

2007-05-21 14:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1 0

The nerd used the old computers system disk and he used his calculus skills with his telescope to spy on the cheerleader. The cheerleader was with the cool people and he had the pin feed printer print there pictures out

2007-05-21 14:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by Donnie 3 · 0 0

A cheerleader gave the nerd her old computer and printer that was not working good to fix since he knew a lot about them. Sure enough he find out that it was the system disk and the pin feed printer that was causing the problems. He felt really good about fixing it and thought to himself "now I get to hang with the cool people". Unfortunately, that wasn't what happened instead she gave him a telescope in exchange for his work and didn't talk to him anymore other than smile and say hey whenever they saw each other. Now he keeps saying to himself--to think I was going to help her with calculus.

2007-05-21 14:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0 0

My system disk on my old computer has pictures of a cheerleader, a telescope and cool people but I feel like a nerd who studies calculus when I print out these photos on my pin feed printer

2007-05-21 14:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0 0

One night a nerd was looking at a telescope and sending pictures to his system disk on his old computer when cool people called with questions on calculus and he uses his pin feed printer to print the answer for the cheerleader.

is that a run on?

2007-05-21 13:59:49 · answer #11 · answered by kay gee 2 · 0 0

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