2007-05-21 13:53:06 · 64 answers · asked by Honesty 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do you wash your pants in Windex? I am just asking, because I could really see myself in them.
2007-05-21 13:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by David B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are as pretty as a single rose in a valley of lily's Can you get up earlier in the morning? The sun doesn't rise until you get up. Take your pick which is worst/best.
2016-04-01 01:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all found in the song "Wanna B Ur Lovr" by Weird Al. Here are the lyrics:
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh
I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
2007-05-21 13:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by W.A.C.K.O. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Him: "So what are the chances of a girl like me and a guy like you ever getting together?"
Her: "Not good"
Him: "Not good like one in a hundred?"
Her: "Not good like one in a million"
Him: "So your telling me there's a chance! I read ya!"
LOL
Worst pick up line I hear a lot is why don't you come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up! =)
2007-05-23 03:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That outfit looks good on you,,,they'd look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor.
If you were a juice you would be "veryfine"
Did it hurt(did what hurt?) when you fell from heaven
Did you knwo today is national get naked with a hottie day? I woudl love to observe this holiday with you.
2007-05-21 13:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
imagine a creepy tall dude cuming over to you, puting his hands around your waist and whispering in your ear "if i told you you were good looking, would you hold it against me?"... thats probably the worst ive had and to top it off whilst trying to stiffle my giggle my best friend besideme bursts out laughing with no discretion at all... poor dude must have been so embaressed!
2007-05-21 13:59:21 · answer #6 · answered by chanelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a woman named Ronnie so ofcourse i always got the same old predictable line such as your the prettiest Ronnie i ever saw
2007-05-29 10:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by Ronni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O lol,"Dnag you must be a parking ticket because you have got fine written all over you"
2007-05-29 11:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by Glass Mohajeri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE WORST, WEIRDEST BUT AT THE SAME TIME BEST WAS A GUY WALKED UP TO ME WHEN I WAS WALKING OVER TO THE POOL TABLE TO PUT MY QUARTERS UP. SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED HIM BUT, HE WAS A GREAT KISSER AND REALLY HOT!!
2007-05-28 18:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby aren't you tired, you've been running through my mind all day. LOL
2007-05-21 13:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by andysdcden 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋