this is a first!
I didn't realized the points meant anything to me until now...but it feels nice to have the badge...star if you want to congratulate me!! oh come on just do it! I know you want to.....(no really, you want to)
fine, I've got a bad cold, feeling under the weather...cheer me up...please..STAR!
got any good jokes?heck, jot them down too, for me would ya?
2007-05-21 13:02:53 · 19 answers · asked by someone 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Woo-hoo! You're asking at just the right time! I just earned my "Top Contributor" orange badge, too! Congrats! I'm really excited because I'm still on level 3 and have friends on level 5 that don't have the badge.
Yes, a star for you! Woo-hoo! We're #1!
2007-05-23 17:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations. Being a Top Contributor is something to be proud of. I will see if I can do the star also.
Here is a magic trick. Hope you like it, makes you feel better.
Take a piece of paper and a pen. Paper you cannot see thru.
Walk up to someone and tell them you would like to show them a magic trick.
Tell them "pick a number from 1, to 1,000, and I will try to guess your answer."
Write on the piece of paper the word "NO"
Then ask them, "was it 812 ?"
Their answer will always be NO!
Turn the card around and say, "well, there is your answer!"
NO
Hope this helps. Hope you feel better. I hate to see people sick or hurt.
Congraulations again.
2007-05-21 13:28:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure "how" they do it, but I'm not surprised! I ALWAYS give you stars! Hmmm. A joke! I'll see what I can find! There's an Scottish joke,I think, but I've no idea if you'll think it funny, just my way to celebrate for you!
Jack was digging peat at his croft when a passing American tourist asked: "How much land do you have here?"
"About two acres," Jack replied.
"You know back home it takes me a day to drive around my ranch!" the American boasted.
"Aye," said Jack, "I once had a car like that."
Oh well, I tried!
Congratulations! I'll have a brandy toast to you!
2007-05-21 17:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations!!
2007-05-21 14:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by User 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well done for obtaining the badge.
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2007-05-22 02:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by d260383 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hey, congrats!!! whoo hoo!! :)) well, since you said I want to...here is ur star. lol.
Oh, no...a bad cold?
well, it's not a joke but here is a really bad poem for you:
So sorry that ur feeling under weather,
this poem is sent in hopes that u feel better.
It's sent with healing vibes and a star,
here comes this silly poem, flying through cyberspace to where u are!!
:))
cya♥
2007-05-21 13:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by .. 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! Is it lonely at the top?
2007-05-21 13:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by knashha 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I offer you heart felt and sincere congrats .... Of course you know this means you're buying the beer.
2007-05-21 13:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey, Congrats, & 15% best answers not to shabby. :o)
2007-05-21 13:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Ron 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Congrats, i am nothing just a lowly hermit compared to you!
2007-05-21 17:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋