The excuse didn't work for me. Does it work for you most of the time, cons?

Question

I went to my EMS class today, remembered I didn't do my homework, so I blamed it on Clinton!

Our EMS instructor was not amused. :(
(class thought it was quite funny however)



This crap obviously works for you guys. What am I doing wrong?

Enlighten me on the ways of laying blame at everyone else's feet. I need some pointers apparently.

Answer 1

No no no, you have to do it on Fox, otherwise it doesn't come off thanks to liberal leaning media. Hey, thats another conservative scapegoat isn't it?

Answer 2

You need to understand your audience.
First you needed to keep it in the realm that you know, so blame the extra CO2 in the atmosphere reducing the O2 to your brain. The instructor will relate to that.

If not then explain how you had Wheaties and the plasticizers from the chinese wheat gluten caused plastic macro-molecules to build up on the brain blood barrier - again depriving it of O2.

Personally clinton is always a good bet, I'm surprised it didn't work. Did you mention that you "did not have elations" while reading the book?

Float like a butterfly and think like a bee!!! Abee ! Abee Lincoln lmao

Answer 3

Assuming EMS is to get certified to deliver excellent medical care....
Well you could recommend the following:
Blame Pelosi to get into current politics; and state that the current partisanism in the house and senate have you divided on whether or not learning the guidelines are useful.

Remember it used to be 2 rescue breaths and 60 compressions a minute you want medicine done old school like back in the day when Reagan (the greatest president ever) was in charge.

Answer 4

If your professor was liberal and you had blamed it on Bush, you would have been home free. If your professor was Conservative you would have been hosed. Conservatives value personal responsibility. Never try to blame a liberal for anything. It's never their fault. First, and foremost, you need the FBI to do a full screening on your teacher. Maybe it's one of the 900 FBI files the Clintons used to blackmail congressmen and Senators into doing their bidding? Good luck next time, I hope this helped.

Answer 5

It only works when Clinton was the true culprit, seeing how he has no connection to your work, he cannot be blamed. Nice try and trying to generalize an entire group based on what a few do.

And FYI, look on the other side of the coin, I see MANY people blaming Bush for things he has no control over.

Answer 6

politics 101. the prez blames all his downfalls on the guy before him but takes credit for all the stuff he or she inherited that is good. I guess they don't teach politics in ems class.

Answer 7

Betcha if you had a 110 pound English Bull Dog standing by your side he would of taken your excuse. Works for this repub. His name is Et Brutae and just the growl will get your attention. Smiles.

Answer 8

And what was your first response? Something else to blame on Clinton. Can you believe these people? How ignorant can some people be?

Answer 9

Well, it would help if you had history on your side. There are some things that Clinton is responsible for. It's not so much that he should get all the blame, but he should take responsibility for that which he is responsible. Democrats let those things go and blame it all on Bush. Is that fair?

Answer 10

Excuses don't solve problems.

Reasoning, logic and putting them into action solve problems.

Answer 11

watch kerrys debates and clintons, you will get all you need to know from them.


just remember tell your teacher you were for doing your homework befoer you were against it.