2007-05-21 07:21:56 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
squash the eggplant with the hammer....them rubb the it all over the goat to make him purple cause pruple goats are kooler....then i would use the silly string to make hair for him cause nobody like a goat that doesn't have hair....and then after all that i would give the goat back to you...cause what do i need a purple goat with silly string hair for....
2007-05-21 07:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by Poosocks 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Clean, season, and bake the eggplant. Invite you to try some of the eggplant when it was done. Use the hammer to
pound some nails into a board to mount in on a post.
Play out side with the silly string and you while the eggplant was baking.
Tie the goat in the yard to "cut" the grass, and thank you for the lovely day!
2007-05-21 07:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by V B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would milk the goat, and then smash its head in with the hammer...hopefully taking many swings and making it suffer. Then I would turn the goat milk into cheese, and then prepare the dead goat, the cheese, and the eggplant into some kind of mediterranian dish.
Then I would go to the house of some girl who I fancied, and I'd break in. I would set the table, complete with a goat head centerpiece (candles in the eye sockets of course) and some glasses made out of the goats horns. I'd wait for her inside and when she got home I would jump out and yell surprise, and spray her with the silly string. Then I would serve her the dinner that I had prepared. After dinner we would move to the bedroom where we would make sweet love on our brand new goat skin comforter, and as I was about to reach climax, I would make noises similar to a pregnant yak with heartburn and then spray her with silly string. (and no, that is not a vague innuendo for something else...I really meant silly string)
Smooches.
J-
2007-05-21 07:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would smash the eggplant with the hammer, and leave it out for the goat. When the goat would try to eat it, I would throw silly string on him so he would be scared and run away.
2007-05-21 07:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd put the goat to work in my yard so I wouldn't have to mow the lawn.
I'd go silly string somebody's bed as a prank.
I'd use the hammer to put up my new picture frame.
I'd try to give the eggplant to somebody who likes eggplant.
Sorry, I wish I had a better answer. My creative juices aren't flowing today!!!
2007-05-21 07:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, MacGyver would free some hostages, build some transportation, and have them back in time for Thanksgiving.
I would make a trap to where the goat would eat at the eggplant, then the hammer would swing down and knock it out. I'd make the rope out of braided silly sting.
2007-05-21 07:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to smash the eggplant with the hammer. Then I guess I'd silly-string the goat.
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2007-05-21 07:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by Peggy Sue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whack the goat with the hammer, cook it with the eggplant, and after dinner play with the silly string. Call it my Big Fat Greek Dinner.
2007-05-21 07:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Grendle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these people would all probably do the same thing, they just dont know it... human nature would cause us to squash the eggplant with the hammer... then we would have to feed it to the goat cause he would just stare at us. Then me and silly string would go find a grandpa to prank.
2007-05-21 07:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's have a parade!! I'd be honorary Eggplant queen of Toledo. I'd ride my goat in the parade while holding my hammer as my sceptor! I'd balance the eggplant on my head, symbolic of my crown as I spray silly string at all of my faithful followers. Ohhhh what a day in toledo for 2007's Eggplant queen!
2007-05-21 09:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋