Have you ever farted when alone just to have someone walk up and enter the danger zone?

Question

were you embarrased or did you have to contain yourself from laughing at them? You know they smelled it.

Answer 1

Oh yeah, I used to. But now I've perfected my timing..

Answer 2

LMAO! Thanks for cheering me up and making me laugh on a very dreary day at the office! The worst farts are the silent but violent ones while driving with 4 passangers in the car. Very eww but also hilariously funny (if you're good friends/family with those passengers of course!)

Answer 3

It happens like some sort of weird fate. If I'm at a grocery store, I'll run down the next aisle to avoid getting deemed the one who farted. :)

Answer 4

Yes and I immediately try to salvage it for a throw in the face, if i can't then i rip off another one and throw it at them.

Answer 5

I have installed an alarm system to prevent such a thing from happening.

Answer 6

sure then quietly and wisely walk away from it in the opposite direction as if totally innocent of it is my advise.

Answer 7

Ha ha i know that feeling. 31 weeks pregnant and work in a shop ha.

Answer 8

i'm embarrased when this happens. i go to the bathroom usually.

Answer 9

haha..i would act like nothing happened and if they mention it, i would complain about the smell too, as if it didnt come from me. hahahahaha...call me whatever u want, i know u guys do that too...hahahahaha.....good question, btw. :)

Answer 10

Do it in a library - tall shelves - great acoustics