2007-05-21 02:59:09 · 16 answers · asked by Cyber Stalker III 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that's seriously MESSEd up dude
( how much ya charging?? =P hahaha )
2007-05-21 03:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lolly ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately. That's an untapped market that I think you could make a killing in.
Some things to make sure and include in your advertisement:
First off, exactly how popular are you? Be sure and price accordingly - your prices can go up as the demand for your stalking services increases.
Secondly, are you doing physical stalking or just cyber stalking? I see your screen name is cyber stalker - so I was just wondering if you would be willing to actually lurk in the bushes?
Thirdly, are you going to charge on a stalk by stalk basis or do you sell package deals ($50 for a one time appearance in my bushes late at night, $100 for a one time appearance in my bushes, one time rooting through my trach and one hack into my computer to steal my personal information). I'd definately encourage the package deals cause that way you get more exposure as a stalker as well as the client getting more exposure as being stalk worthy.
Be sure to include in your contract terms on the client covering any cost incurred to you from accidental arrest from calls placed by nosy neighbors and agreement to not press any charges. I'd definately charge extra if they want you to leave any "DNA" in the bushes outside the window.
(Also, would you stalk men and women or just women? What about pets?)
Good luck. I'll be looking for your website very soon.
2007-05-21 10:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look I'll give it to you straight kid...I need an exclusive..no easy chickensh*t task this..you need to get arrested in women's clothing and sent to Paris Hilton's incarceration facility...I didn't say it would be easy...come and see me.. cameras,drugs and a great stipend...Waddda say? We can be Heroes...stalking is for smucks..the payoff is for the...Gods! Wadda say? Wanna be a nobody all your life?Reply by the usual way...no f*cks ups this time,OK?
2007-05-21 10:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read your name and I wonder... do you charge to stalk people or to be stalked?
2007-05-21 10:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful career idea. Love to know what your business cards will say.
2007-05-21 10:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by lollipop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might wanna try! But don't be sorry when some1 will shoot you and let you die in a pool of your own blood.
2007-05-21 10:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by h4ckjack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's the great thing about P&S.....stalking is free!
2007-05-21 10:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who are you again?
2007-05-21 10:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who are you kidding?
nobody here even likes you
lol
2007-05-21 10:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are messed up nobody even knows you
2007-05-21 10:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by TheSweetRevenge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋