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My daughter was two. She was taking off her shoes and socks. She put her foot up to her nose and said "yummmmmy".
I was not paying attention getting her jammies ready for her and she said it again. MMMMMm Yummmy.
I looked at her and said what is yummy.
she said "her feet"
I looked at her oddly, because her feet were kinda dirty. She said " mommy, smell my foot, it smells like BLUEBERRIES."
So what is a good mommy to do, but smell that foot. OMG it stunk so bad, I thought I was gonna pass out.
she just started laughing and I just looked her and she said "fooled you"
She then went and did it to her daddy.
Its became a running joke in our house. Anything that stinks....smells like blueberries.

Draw back: she wont touch blueberries to save her life! LOL

2007-05-21 01:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by KUJayhawksfan* 5 · 0 0

When the child by my first marriage was four years old, we went to a fiddle festival in the Blue Ridge Mountains. There were all kinds of musicians playing everywhere, and she wandered around, listening intently and clapping and dancing. She was a hit because she was so enthusiastic and polite to the performers; she had been raised among musicians and understood about listening. At the end of the day she said, and these were exact words:

"This was really fun, but by and large, all this music sounds the same..."

She is now a first rate classical violinist, and plays country jazz for fun.

2007-05-21 08:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

We had just finished watching 'Alien' (She had seen Aliens like a hundred times with me and never had a problem) and she came out from her bedroom, in her robe, jammies, all of 7 years old and said "Mommy, that movie freaked me out" ever so serious. It was the funniest and sweetest thing I ever saw. What about you? Thanks for asking!!!

2007-05-21 08:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by roritr2005 6 · 0 0

My daughter's friend ( I know the parents) were going to San diego for spring break.
My daughter came home from school and said, "Claudia is going on a plane some where to see Diego perform on stage!"

2007-05-21 08:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 0 0

When my son was two, he escaped quietly out the garage door, turned on the water hose, and stuck it in my car window which was cracked open. It ran half the day before we realized he had done it.

2007-05-21 08:37:21 · answer #5 · answered by lanning848 2 · 0 0

At a restaurant when the waiter brought my husband a big beautiful steak my youngest (8)said, "Mark, did your last diet fail? It's not your fault." Yes, it was from the commercial and he did it on purpose to get a laugh....no rehearsal.

2007-05-21 08:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by miatalise12560 6 · 3 0

When my son was 3, we were watching a family video when he turned to me and said "is it ok to put peanuts in your butt?"

They were in the shell. And no, I Did Not dig them out! I made him do it and chewed him up one side and down the other. After that, when he wanted to put items in an orifice, he used his nose.

2007-05-21 08:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by sistergirl1950 2 · 0 0

When my eldest daughter was 2 ,she was in her car seat singing ''Im fixing the toilet all by myself'', to the tune of "all by myself" It was hilarious.

2007-05-21 08:09:58 · answer #8 · answered by Angela W 3 · 0 0

When my son was three, he looked me in the eye and said, "Read my lips, Mom."

2007-05-21 08:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Terri J 7 · 0 0

had to be when she was three sat and announced that she had bumble bees in her legs im assuming she had pins and needles

2007-05-21 17:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by arniesmum 5 · 0 0

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