Don't do anything so bad your ashamed to look at the person staring back at you in the mirror.
2007-05-20 23:53:44
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answered by Anonymous
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My family's quote: "We have the true luck of the Irish, find a quarter in the street and get hit by a bus."
Sums up my family's luck pretty well.
2007-05-20 23:52:00
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answered by br@ini@c 6
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My favourite one is from my dad, I liked it so much I had it engraved on a brass plaque for my desk at work.
I hate the guy's
who criticise
and minimise
the other guy's
whose enterprise
has made them rise
above the guy's
who minimise
and criticise
2007-05-21 00:00:57
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answered by Jim Jnr M 6
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give a guy an inch and he'll take a mile
give a girl an inch and she'll laugh!
i fart to make you smell better
the grass is only greener cos the dogs sh!t on the path
its funny til someone gets hurt - then its hilarious!
2007-05-21 00:49:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Old Gaelic curse: "May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat!"
Not very nice, but I've always found that one to be too humourous to be taken seriously.
2007-05-21 03:23:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Oscar Wilde said: 'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it has to be changed every six months' lol. Great guy :)
2007-05-20 23:54:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Murphy's Law
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
And if anything can go wrong,
It will, at the worst possible moment.
2007-05-21 01:15:33
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answered by Bliss 6
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Life is like a sheet of snow careful how you tread on it for every mark will show
2007-05-20 23:58:35
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answered by b2e2t2h2 1
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Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
2007-05-20 23:55:57
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answered by Ghost♂ 6
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bed and breakfast
two things a man can't do.
ever-body's a critic
don't cry over spilt milk.
words divide us,actions unite us
a rolling stone gathers no moss
http://www.famousquotes.com
2007-05-21 00:03:55
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answered by Anonymous
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