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Notice there is no " P " in it , Please keep it that way."....

2007-05-20 16:58:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Oh yeah and my momsent me apicture of a sign from their trip to the Bahamas that said "Please do not throw cigarette butts on the ground. The fish crawl out at night and smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit."

2007-05-20 17:09:00 · update #1

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A bar in my neighborhood has one that says "Semi Live Entertainment"

2007-05-20 17:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by jxt299 7 · 4 0

Get Your Woody Serviced Here

with a picture of a Woody getting gas at old timey gas station

2007-05-21 00:04:34 · answer #2 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 1 0

I live in Phoenix Arizona and there was this big billboard sign on one of the main streets and it was for Cartoon Network, and it had that character Cheese on it from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and it said "I POOTED!" I almost died laughing.

2007-05-21 00:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Once, in a Federal Building, I saw a sign in a door that said... Military Intelligence...

2007-05-24 22:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not the funniest (i'm sure) but I remember this sign: 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

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2007-05-21 00:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

On a country road in Pennsylvania, my friend and I saw a sign that said: Waddle - 1 mile.

I expected there to be another sign: "End waddling zone."

2007-05-21 00:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Pamela B 5 · 2 0

Fort Worth convention center, down on the docks...."Don't Even Think About Parking Here"

2007-05-21 00:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by blondietatt04 5 · 5 0

The CPR sign at our apartment complex pool says, "Begin abdominal thrusts". Now this may not be cunning or a pun, but it's funny everytime I read it.

2007-05-21 00:02:34 · answer #8 · answered by Sleepy Shona 4 · 1 0

A sing in the stair well at the choctaw county court house in Hugo OK
is a memorial to a county commissioner who "died during erection"

2007-05-21 00:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

A STOP sign, and right under it a smaller sign stating, "no stopping here at anytime."

2007-05-21 00:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by MuRcIElaGo 5 · 1 0

a sign with a puffin bird and an arrow thru it, no puffin!! ♥ also the baptist church near my house has really funnee signs, im catholic, but gotta love aneyone who loves god an has a sense of humer!!

2007-05-21 00:01:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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