I haven't had sex in over three years and I've just had curry, so am I pregnant or could it just be gas?
man i'm as big as a house :)
2007-05-20 14:14:33 · 27 answers · asked by sinnedfairy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol I can't believe people think I'm serious!!
2007-05-20 14:25:43 · update #1
That's a tough one. You really need to use protection when messing around with curry.
2007-05-20 14:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by April 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
um honestly, you should go to the drug store and buy a test, if not then talk to your doctor. They'll give you more accurate answers then we can, especially considering we need more information and we can't see you. Plus if you haven't actually had sex, then i don't think you need to be worrying about being pregnant there dear :)
good luck :)
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2007-05-20 14:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Kelsey's Mommy<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are pregnant and your baby right now is three year old wait and other 2 years so he can go to kindergarden.
2007-05-20 14:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by waterfairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting...Hmmmmm...a phal pregnanacy.
Probably a Vindaloo Child.
(MR Hendrix the father?)
2007-05-20 14:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol gas of course
2007-05-20 14:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're definitely pregnant and as a punishment for playing away you're sentence is THE RING OF FIRE and may the Lord have mercy on your ring..
2007-05-20 14:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you're pregnant. curry causes pregnancy, that's why there are a billion indians. haven't you heard?
2007-05-20 14:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not unless you had spunk on your fingers, and masterbated in bed, how ever on earth could you be pregnant without having sex for 3 years, unless your names holy mary?
2007-05-20 14:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a curry? and if u hadnt had sex, u cant be prgnant, bc sperm has to enter ur egg. and that happens during intercourse, unless youll get artificially insemenated
2007-05-20 14:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by darktiger 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea, you have a big ole batch of gas in there!
2007-05-20 14:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by bina64davis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋