Someone told me they wanted to show me their "Big.. hard... fat............ laptop"
WTF??
2007-05-20 13:11:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, the crudest line I ever heard was "You make me want to do some gardening tonight . . . cause I want to tap your root"
How am I supposed to respond to that? Normally I am very quick witted, but that had me. I just walked away speechless. To this day, I'm not sure if I really get it.
2007-05-20 13:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by nicegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.......here r a couple
.Are u from Tennesse cause you're the only ten i c
2.If i could rearange the alphabet,I would put "u" and "i" together
3.Do u have a map,cause i'm lost in ur eyes
4.Do u have a bad -aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for u
5.Do u belive in love at first sight? Or hsould I walk by agian?
6. If u held up two roses in formt of a mirror, you would see three most beautiful things in the world.
7.Do u know karate,cause ur body is kickin'
8.Can i get ur number, I lost mine.
9.Your name must be Candy cause you're sweet.
10.Your name must be Summer cause you're hot.
2007-05-20 13:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by ɱýšƗȉɋǔȇ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you watch The Mechanical Universe on Friday night?
Do you ∫ sin [x]^2 dy/dx = 1/2 (x – cos(x) sin(x))?
2007-05-20 13:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Superconductive Magnet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want to see something swell?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
2007-05-20 13:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a Dwarf walks by and says "your hair smells nice"
2007-05-20 13:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by I Like Grapes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Baby, you look so good you make me want to drink a whole tub full of your bathwater." I think this would make the average person gag.
2007-05-20 13:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by eggman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least this one was honest direct and to the point:
"My [penis] leaves town in five minutes. Be on it!"
2007-05-20 13:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day.
2007-05-20 13:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by Sunshine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If love is blind why can i see you?
If my auntie had a beard I would call her my uncle.
I just dropped something... my jaw.
2007-05-20 13:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Lyrical Lie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im no fred flinestone.... but i can make your bed rock!
do you work at subway? cuz u just gave me a foot long.
can you help me with my math? lets add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
2007-05-20 13:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by danny 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋