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Rule #1: Keep your glottis open.

2007-05-20 21:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by silvcslt 4 · 0 0

If you believe you are wise, the Universe will slap you with a few more lessons.

2007-05-21 10:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by .·°â??Ãrix?°·. 1 · 0 0

I can teach you how to eat with chopsticks. Not sure if it's wise, but it could be fun.

2007-05-22 00:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0 0

Most days will be so-so. You will not remember them.
Some days will be awful. You will remember them.
Many days will be great. You will remember them, too.

When you are upset, you will remember only the bad days.
When you are happy, you will remember the good days and the bad days, noting how you had MORE good days in life than bad days.

2007-05-20 19:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

stay away from plastic, learn to be financially responsible, always check your feet to make sure tp isn't sticking to it when you leave a public restroom, never try to get your mom in law in a threesome with your woman, always return the change

2007-05-20 19:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

90% of the known universe is invisible.

2007-05-21 00:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make new friends. Keep the old. One is silver and the other is gold. :D

2007-05-20 19:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dolphins are one of three species, including humans, to have sex for fun. They have been known to show sexual behavior towards humans. NO JOKE

2007-05-20 19:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by ~The Drama Queen~ 4 · 0 1

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see, and you will go far!!

2007-05-20 19:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by chris j 7 · 0 0

dont listen to the muffin man because he is only out to get ya...

2007-05-20 19:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by itsybitsyspyder037 3 · 0 1

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