2007-05-20 11:34:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I killed the gate!"
I was running late for work and had to move my husband's 4WD out of the way. I forgot it was a manual and dropped the clutch, the 4WD surged forward and rammed the big bull bar though the timber gate.
The gate broke in two. I was so embarrassed and in stock I couldn't go to work.
2007-05-20 11:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by DY Beach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it wasn't just an excuse, but when I was about 23 I was late because a guy was standing in the breezeway between my apartment and the parking lot...um...well... he was in a trenchcoat and he was...uh....PEOPLE, I NEED A EUPHAMISM HERE!!! I'll get back to you when I think of one.
2007-05-20 11:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My left turn signal burned out, and I had to make right turns all the way. I had a dispatcher once ask me why I was late, I gave him this excuse, and he never asked me again.
2007-05-20 11:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My exhaust fell off !
The dog exploded all over the kitchen and I had to clean it up
I had to get the cat out of the attic
couldn't find my shoes
thought it was saturday
All these are true
2007-05-20 11:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was rescuing orphan ponies from a fire. The Care Bears helped too.
2007-05-20 11:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to harvest my corn field before the crop circles start appearing again.
2007-05-20 11:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bell rang before I got here.
2007-05-20 11:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best one I've heard was, a guy at work called of sick with Anal Glaucoma,,He just couldn't see his ass being at work that day.
2007-05-20 11:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by denny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I said, "I'm sorry i'm late...it all started when i woke up this morning cause my alarm had the wrong sound on it...i remember i specificly setted the sound to birds churping not a fog horn..Sooo i got mad at it and threw at my window...well of course it went throuigh the window so i had to get up and like waste an hour fixing my self up really good and i called some window guy to fix my window and i was trying to sweet talk him so he would give me a discount..so when he came over he fixed my window but when he was trying to pull into my driveway his tire busted to he made me pay for another tire for him...so i had to go all thw way to walmart and buy a trie for him...it wasn't the right fit for the guy soo i had to go all the way back to walmart and get a different tire for his truck.When i got back to my house the new window was in and i payed the guy. Well i went in my house to get ready for school and there was bugs everywhere where the guy took of the whole window. Well i went to walmart and bought 120 dollars worth of bug stuff soo it took me like a couple of hours to get rid of all the bugs. By the time i got done i smelt like bugspray and toxics so i took a nice long shower cause that stuff stanked!!But when i got out of my shower my piped where leaking so i had to call a pipe guy. He said it would cost 1200$$ so went out to my moms house and begged her for the money and after hours of begging she gave me the money...then i had to wait for the guy to come...Well after a couple of hours of waiting..i decided he wasn't comeing so i went on my way to school when my gas tank ran out..so i pushed my car 12 miles up a hill to the gas station...well after i get gas i get this cell phone call form my neighbors that some guy in a truck that said freds pipe sevices robbed my house..so i had to call the police and waited for them to arrest the thief. Then i had to get some towls and wrapped them around my pipes soo i could get here. but then i remember i left my cell phone at the gas station so i go all the way back to the gas station and theni came here.
2007-05-20 11:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Aycilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hose on my washer broke and I had to mop up all the water that flooded the floor !!!!! *smile*
2007-05-20 11:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by Diana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋