In re: to a trip to Disney World, can you write an amusing pragraph or 2 or more that includes these phrases?

Question

Nope....not homework. Just a little creative fun on YA.

1. I think my girlfriend just rode off in Cinderella's coach!
2. And I suppose you're going to tell me that Snow White just asked you for a date?
3. The ride was out of control....so was my stomach!
4. Either Doc or Sleepy just stole my purse!!
5. The ticket cost HOW much?!
6. Hey! Let's get married!!

Answer 1

Have I ever told you about the time I took my Grands to Disney World!
Yes, we had a ball!
Let me first introduce them... From oldest to youngest, we have Happy,Doc,Sleepy,Sneezy, Grumpy,Bashful..oh that's just six. OK...Happy wouldn't come along without her boyfriend so we'll call him Dopey.
As we were coming in through the gates, Happy and Dopey had insisted on buying the tickets.With my money of course....Happy handed me my 2 cents change. I asked "The tickets cost how much?".. Doc said..Come on Nanna be a sport! We are going to ride the roller coaster...I insisted that I was WAY too old to be riding a roller coater, but they all insisted.."The ride was out of control....and so was my stomach! As the kids screamed and laughed, it was all I could do to keep it down.
Several minutes after the horrid roller coaster ride, Dopey came running up to me and said " I think my girlfriend just rode off in Cinderella's coach. OMG!! He started a stampeed, the three younger ones went running after her, they wanted to ride too.
My oldest grandson, Sneezy said..Nanna,
Mickey Mouse and Goofy are standing over there! I said..."And I suppose you're going to tell me that Snow White just asked you for a date?..hee! hee!! Well, sure enough there they stood in all their splendor. I had seen them on tv, but this was the real thing!! I became completely out of control. I ran up to Mickey and said "Hey! Let's get married!!
I thought my Grands were going to faint...talk about embarassed..so, I walked away, with what dignity I had left.
The kids were all hungry. I had gotten so excited, that I had not realized that my purse was gone! All Seven looked so innocent, and grinning and elbowing each other...finally I said "Either Doc or Sleepy just stole my purse!!" Now, either hand it over, or I will NOT buy any of you a set of genuine Mickey Mouse Ears! They handed over the purse, but when it was all said and done, I was the only one wearing Mickey Mouse Ears...Can You BEeeeeeeeelieve That?? The kids got hot dogs, cotton candy, drinks of every description...that was it. That's all they wanted, besides riding the rides....
We had a great time! Next year they said they hope their folks bring them back....
Go Figure!

Answer 2

I walked up to the Dumbo ride at the Magic Kingdom, and I was just about to go in when he said, "Hey! Let's get married!!" So I was like "What the heck? I'm out of here."
I went back to find the people I was with, and this kid named Chip was like, "I think my girlfriend just rode off in Cinderella's coach!" and I was like, "So Cinderella's your girlfriend now, huh?"
"No, she's not! It was Anastasia!" I turned to this kid Dale.
"And I suppose you're going to tell me that Snow White just asked you for a date?"
"YES that's EXACTLY what I was going to say! How much did these tickets cost anyway?"
"Way to change the subject...$12,000 total."
"The tickets cost HOW much?!"
"$12,000 total." He fainted.
So then we all decided to go to MGM and on the Tower of Terror. The ride was out of control...so was my stomach!
We went on the Aerosmith rollercoaster, and that was fun, but then there wasn't anything left to do at MGM, so we went back to the Magic Kingdom.
We went to find Snow White, but came across her dwarves instead. Doc and Sleepy were behind Anastasia. They bought us to Snow White, but we had to pay to get out again. Then Anastasia was like, "Either Doc or Sleepy just stole my purse!"
And that whole time, I was thinking, "Wtf?"