Last time I did that - turned out it was a one-handed blind guy reaching for a spare menu. I feel really bad about it cos now he can't hold on to his guide dog ...
2007-05-20 09:28:27
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answered by Dolores & the prune 7
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I checked I'm my etiquette book and this situation is not covered, it's your's to establish a precedent.
The fork bit might be a bit much...
2007-05-20 09:25:21
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answered by Boopsie 6
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Invite him to take a seat at your table, positioned the plate of nutrition in front of him, manage the cutlery and inspire him to consume. Then make your thank you to the go out, asking your waiter to convey him a espresso and the bill.
2016-12-29 15:39:36
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answered by ? 3
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Miss Manners says stabbing them with a fork is perfectly acceptable.
2007-05-20 08:07:51
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answered by lederbikergene 3
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A stranger daring to take FOOD of my plate will not get a fork in the hand; I think they eyeball is more fitting this heinous of crime.
2007-05-20 08:10:11
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answered by Jim 4
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Stab them in the had with a fork, or just bite their finger off. You are Sharky for nothing!
2007-05-20 08:08:03
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answered by bina64davis 6
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Politely tell them that you expect them to pay for the meal they've just ruined and if they give you any backchat about it then stab the bugger with the fork..........
2007-05-20 08:17:01
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answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3
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Stab them as hard as possible, yelling 'what the **** are you trying to do? get your own food, you lazy {insert insult here}!'
That should stop any future attacks.
2007-05-20 08:08:36
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answered by Cerebus_shun 3
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As they're leaning over, you have a golden oppurtunity to elbow them in the face.
2007-05-20 08:12:59
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answered by Wolf guy lupine 5
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Nope, you are right, quickly stab them in the hand with fork, hopefully they will not do it again........
2007-05-20 08:08:19
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answer #10
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answered by AngeleyesOddette... 4
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