2007-05-19 22:54:11 · 14 answers · asked by chadcoppins 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your mama wears combat boots-----used to be funny----------------these days may be an actual observation.
2007-05-19 22:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Your momma is so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped her!
Your momma is so mean even the guard dogs at the junk yard avoid her.
Your momma is so hairy that she has to comb her face...., and neck ......and her back!
2007-05-20 06:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
2007-05-20 05:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street kicking a can, I said "Whatca doin?" and she said.."Movin'"
2007-05-20 06:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by old man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-20 05:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by ☮ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ☮ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mama is so fat that she went out with high heels and came back with flip flops on
2007-05-20 05:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so skinny, she could hula-hoop a cheerio!
2007-05-20 05:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by teashy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid, she had a peep-hole installed on her screen door.
2007-05-20 05:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Chris C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to get back with you - my mom is not up yet. You don't ever want to disturb her sleep, yikes!
2007-05-20 05:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by Linda B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat that when she stood on an electric scale it said "one at a time please."
2007-05-20 05:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by driving_blindly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋