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2007-05-19 19:58:46 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Thanks ... I can't stop laughing yet.

2007-05-19 20:15:06 · update #1

46 answers

I would answer the door while in the same motion ...tell you to shhhhhh. ( dont wake the kid) and invite you in. Offer you somethin potent to drink....I'm sure you would need it if you were knocking on someone you didnt knows door. If you need to stay, I get out a couple of blankets and give you a couple of my pillows

2007-05-19 20:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What are you doing knocking on my door at 2:00 am???

2007-05-19 20:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 1 0

OMG, I can't believe you're actually here. I've heard so much about you and wanted to meet you but I wasn't sure how. I'm glad you came. I was just on my way to the Mall, you wanna come? Perhaps we can also grab a bite to eat and get to know each other better. By the way....where did you buy that hat? It looks fabulous on you! :)

2007-05-19 20:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Cricket 6 · 2 0

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy

Oh...Who can it be now?
Oh...Who can it...Who can it...
Yeah yeah yeah

2007-05-20 03:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would invite you in. You would look at me dubiously, but then throw caution to the winds and enter to sit on my well stuffed leather coach. I would get you a glass of lemonade with ice, and we would make small talk. You would relax with me, and start to confide - little things at first. Your home, your job, your friends. I would wait patiently, plying you no longer with lemonade, but hard liquer. The talk would turn to love - innocently at first, but then! You would feel an unwonted warm feeling within you - something deep, and personal, and private.

I would kick you out - dont fart on my couch!

2007-05-19 20:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by pete the pirate 5 · 2 0

if i heard a knock on the door i would be freaked out and hide because its two am here and i get scared easily lol

2007-05-19 20:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by emmarose 2 · 1 0

I'm at work so it would be kinda awkward you talking to my wife at the door. Oh, tell her to set the coffee maker for 7am.

2007-05-19 20:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nothing. I don't answer the door at two in the morning!

2007-05-19 20:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Can I help you at 3 in the morning?

2007-05-19 20:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Lee 2 · 3 0

"Hang on a sec! I'm answering your question!"
Edit: Aww, I just opened the door and you're gone. Why didn't you wait?

2007-05-19 20:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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