Are you lonesome tonight? Does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your mylanta, and tums?
Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth, and your gums?
Is your hairline receding? Your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her, and its prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain? Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
Is your blood pressure up? Good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
lf that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot.
Helps you run like a well oiled machine.
If it's football or baseball, He sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at, but forgets what it's for.
So your gallbladder's gone, But your gout lingers on,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
When you're hungry, he's not, when you're cold, he is hot,
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, he goes left and you go right,
Then you get his great symphonic snore.
He was once so romantic, so witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such a cranky old fart?
So don't take any bets, it's as good as it gets,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
2007-05-19 16:09:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I enjoyed it!
For me - I'm alone, but not lonesome; sometimes the best company is your own ;-)
2007-05-19 21:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't Help Falling In Love is the one I like better. Are You Lonesome Tonight is also a very good one.
2016-04-01 11:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very astute and comical as well. I think I will star this one. I'm 52 and my parents are 77. The'll get a kick out of it!
2007-05-19 17:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by gabeymac♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute...damn...how much time did you put into this thing? Now, I just saw Elvis at the 7/11...I am going back and see if he will record this...I am sure, at his age, he can relate.
2007-05-21 11:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The original song is actually one of my favorites. After reading your version I had to laugh out loud. It is very funny and in some ways true. Send some more of the same quality please......
2007-05-26 01:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way but that is cute and not true for the lucky ones.
2007-05-21 11:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what you are yelling about, to night, my young golddigger come to get some gold from me.
2007-05-21 07:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by ubon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I am not alone my memories are with me.
My bad experience are free for others.
2007-05-20 15:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by shureash b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im ok Hubby is working so i watched roseanne and mash and then ate spaghetti and came on here for awhile..
2007-05-19 16:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good and very close to the truth,I give you a thumbs up on this one,very clever!!!
2007-05-19 16:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by davec4real_02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋