2007-05-19 14:39:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Open their buns.
2007-05-19 14:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm Abe Froeman, Sausage King of Chicago, your No. 1 supplier of gourmet sausages from around the globe.
Remember, my services are not just reserved for those in the State of Illinois, I deliver Worldwide!
Order now and, before you know it, you'll be biting into the tastiest, juciest sausage you've ever tasted - or you won't owe me a dime!
Send no money now! Your first order will be shipped absolutely free of charge - you only pay me for your subsequent orders.
"How can you make this kind of promise?", I hear you ask. Well, I'm confident that you'll love my sausage so much that as soon as you've had your first taste, you won't be able to resist ordering some more. That's how good my sausage is, once you've tried the King, everything else is second best.
Order some meat today, you've got nothing to lose!
2007-05-19 22:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the Sausage King speaks, people will laugh!
2007-05-19 21:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Chain-Gang Diva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy in bulk from Sams Wholesale Club
2007-05-19 21:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to distract him & steal his sausage..idk
2007-05-19 21:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ NeVaR ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Warm up the grill
2007-05-19 21:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by frank g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bend over!
2007-05-19 21:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
admit their defeat in the battle for sandwich meat
2007-05-19 22:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shut up and order sauer kraut
2007-05-19 21:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by Dave S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go out and but some bratwurst.
2007-05-19 21:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋