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2007-05-19 14:33:13 · 35 answers · asked by tiedtoarainbow 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

35 answers

Um, chocolate doesn't get up in the morning with the kids and make pancake breakfast on the weekend.
Chocolate doesn't give you a back massage when the day is through and you need that little bit of TLC.
Chocolate doesn't come up behind you when you are washing dishes and nibble on your neck.
Nope, chocolate is not more reliable than a man.

2007-05-19 14:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 4 0

Chocolate is better than almost anything:

* Cacao, the source of chocolate, contains antibacterial agents that fight tooth decay. Of course, this is counteracted by the high sugar content of milk chocolate.

* The smell of chocolate may increase theta brain waves, resulting in relaxation.... MEN ARE DEFINITELY NOT RELAXING...LOL

* Chocolate contains phenyl ethylamine, a mild mood elevator.

* The cocoa butter in chocolate contains oleic acid, a mono-unsaturated fat which may raise good cholesterol.

* Drinking a cup of hot chocolate before meals may actually diminish appetite... MEN USUALLY DRIVE ME TO EAT VERSUS THE OTHER WAY AROUND, SO CHOCOLATE IS DEFINITELY BETTER.

* The flavanoids in chocolate may help keep blood vessels elastic.

* Chocolate increases antioxidant levels in the blood.

* Mexican healers use chocolate to treat bronchitis and insect bites.

* The carbohydrates in chocolate raise serotonin levels in the brain, resulting in a sense of well-being.
THAT RARELY HAPPENS WITH MEN LOL

2007-05-19 14:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by Content 2 · 1 0

It's hard to say. I guess you have to look at it like this. There are some chocolates that everyone loves (mostly every kind) just like there are some guys that everyone loves. But you have to base it on more than looks just like your chocolate. I dont know about you but some chocolates will look so good so you stick them in your mouth and then you are surprised with with a gross cherry inside. Just like men! Some look so good on the outside but deep down they are just as sour as that cherry. Then there are those guys that don't always look like the others but they truley care for you. So just remember, research your chocolate before you dig in.

2007-05-19 14:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by sk8ergurl_94 1 · 1 1

Definitely. With chocolate, you know what you're going to get. With men, you can tell what the outside is like, but once you get to the inside, they might be icky. Although, when you get a good man, there's no chocolate that can take his place... :-)

2007-05-19 14:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes. We are typically not reliable. But chocolate does not have a soul......

2007-05-19 14:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Shipp 3 · 3 0

Oh yes! Chocolate always pleases me :)

2007-05-19 14:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by lucy02 6 · 2 0

I'd say yes, but chocolate melts in the summer

2007-05-19 14:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1 2

Totally !

2007-05-20 10:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Anything is more reliable than a man! :)

2007-05-19 14:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by Gabby 4 · 3 0

chocolate never fails to satisfy, but men on the other hand.........lol huh?

Chocolate will never leave dirty underwear on the floor

2007-05-19 14:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by szsquad 2 · 3 0

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