Been getting tired of my wife lately, of 6 years, just a straight nag, much like most women ;)
Well tomorrow is her birthday and I thought it'd be a great gift to watch a movie with her. Except the movie will be me and her best friend having the wildest sex we recorded. This is her best friend of 24 years, by the way. But hey, she does it better so who cares?
Anyway.. is this a good gift or what? This is not fake either. I am seriously tired of her
2007-05-19 14:22:56 · 11 answers · asked by aa 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
As long as you can say large cash settlement and spousal support go right ahead. It's generally not a good idea to give someone you are "tired of" ammunition that could be used against you in a divorce proceeding. Your affair speaks so highly of you and her "best friend" already. Why not just give her the gift of alone time and admit that you weren't man enough to honor your vows? Can't wait till the friend starts nagging you on your performance in bed.
2007-05-19 14:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by indydst8 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I'm glad you're tired of her, because once you show your little flick, you'll be rid of her. Oh, and kiss half your savings goodbye along with half of your pension, 401k and all of your marital property. Hope you made a good quality film, you might need to sell off the rights to pay rent for you and your new girlfriend...prick.
2007-05-19 22:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by Luvitall 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why don't you just end it with her as a adult instead of like a school kid. The gift you have planned is mean nasty and very hurt full be a man step it up and face her. you faced her when you got married so now you want it over face her and tell her don't play the games.
2007-05-23 15:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Becky T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously tired of her....and a ruthless "chicken chit"are two different things bud. May the fleas of a 1000 camels..visit YOU!
2007-05-19 21:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by Denise H 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The best gift you can give her is a new husband. Hope she doesn't cruise Yahoo.
2007-05-19 23:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by grumpyetal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you are a great husband and it sounds like shes better off. ur are an idiot, cause that green grass in gonna wither up and die. what a loser you are, and im usually on the mans side... honestly, im laughing at you
2007-05-19 22:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by *never give up* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your ready to have your life destroyed and losing everything you own , because she will have the proof, and maybe..she just might be crazy enuf to kill the both of you..then I say..Go for it!
2007-05-19 21:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are a horrible person and deserve everything coming to you in your upcoming divorce.
2007-05-19 21:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by allrightythen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!!!!! WHAT AN A**HOLE!!!!!!
I'm sure you're no prize!!!!!!! She deserves an award for putting up w/ someone like you for so long.
You'll get exactly what you deserve.
2007-05-20 20:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by hanky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when the other woman leaves you i hope you post that on here for all to ready
2007-05-19 21:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋