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Why is Cameron Diaz at my apartment pulling my pants down and whispering dirty words in my ears.

2007-05-19 13:39:22 · 24 answers · asked by SOS 5 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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Because she's mistaking you for her husband. She must be drunk again! Or maybe she ate too many oysters and the aphrodisiac kicked in.

2007-05-19 13:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

more likely James Cameron horror film

2007-05-19 20:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by shazam 6 · 0 0

What if I was her cousin and I was with her on the day you said she was at your apt. kissing you? Besides she does not like big bad boys that kiss and tell. Have a great day and God Bless ya to!

2007-05-19 20:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by SecretUser 3 · 0 0

Dude Ive heard wet dreams may cause cancer.

2007-05-19 20:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by shiverz 4 · 0 0

Because you have a very active imagination.

2007-05-19 20:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Terri J 7 · 2 0

You must have an active imagination.

2007-05-20 19:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by Twister 4 · 0 0

Don't eat the brown acid.

2007-05-19 20:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 0 0

Because you are having a dream...wake up.

2007-05-19 20:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by J 3 · 1 0

whats ur adress? cuz im gonna join in boy!

2007-05-19 20:41:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If your not Kris Angel I doubt she is there!

2007-05-19 21:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by ness 3 · 0 0

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