New boyfriend is a law student. I am looking for short/clean lawyer jokes to text him.
"What do lawyers eat for lunch?"
"I don't know, they don't itemize -- mine just bills me for the total!"
2007-05-19 12:53:04 · 5 answers · asked by Sue 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Just to clarify, he DOES like lawyer jokes. His favorite?
"The jury's decision was guilty. The defendant turns to his lawyer and says, 'Now what will we do??' The lawyer says 'I don't know about you, but I'm going to lunch!"
2007-05-19 13:07:28 · update #1
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Rottweiler.
Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
2007-05-19 13:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by LeAnne 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
2007-05-19 12:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of lawyers don't think the jokes are funny....especially the law students, who are working very hard in law school...could be considered 'disrespectful'....tell him some 'blonde' jokes!
2007-05-19 13:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by ArRo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how do you tell when a lawyer is lying
their mouth is moving.
2007-05-19 12:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by 007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? the hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead!
2007-05-19 13:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by andy c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋