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I am taking a trip to Kansas to view the destruction of Tornadoes. While in Kansas I would like to visit the Grave of the Great and Powerful Wizard of OZ. I was told that it is preserved in the Beautiful Emerald City - How do I get there, is it near Wichita or Dodge City? I heard that Kansas is a RED State and only Partiotic Americans live there. I hope that the Emerald City is not infected with any Progressives, Illegal Aliens or Global Warming Cultist.

2007-05-19 12:49:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Elections

It can't be Seattle, because Tornadoes travel in a east notheast direction. Besides, Seattle is loaded down with to many Democrats and Perverts. Maybe, The Emerald City is really Kansas City MO, Any one in K.C. know where the Wizard is located.

2007-05-19 13:00:07 · update #1

Yeah, Movies always distort the original story. Just like in the Movie Titanic. There was nobody with the name of Leonardo de CRAPpio on the Official Ship Manifest. Another Hollywood Lie. Its time that Hollywood Liars are forced to put their huge profits into Alternative Energy Research.

2007-05-19 13:19:56 · update #2

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Before you go, read Thomas Frank's book "What's the Matter with Kansas?" It's a real eye-opener and will explain to you middle america has turned red but was not always the case. Enjoy the read and the trip!

2007-05-20 07:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by JoJo 4 · 1 0

Almost all cities have nicknames, Seattle's is The Emerald City.

LA City of Angels
SF City by the Bay
NY The Big Apple
Chicago The Windy City
ETC.

2007-05-19 19:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by Princess of the Realm 6 · 1 1

Down the Yellow Brick Road, of course...
just turn right at the field and go straight through the scary woods.
u mite also want to take a break and visit the witch's castle. It's recently been remodeled into a bed and breakfast....

2007-05-19 19:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by strawberry_shortcake 1 · 2 0

Try Washington DC at the Bush White House. There the Wizard of Oz works his magic as he distorts the truth on WMD, 9-11 and Iraq. "If I only had Brain."

2007-05-19 20:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It is in Polls and Surveys. This category is what killed the poor wizard. Actually, we roped it and took it a little way south of Houston. Somebody had to do it.

2007-05-19 20:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by mspriveye 6 · 1 0

The Emeral City isn't in Kansas. Remember she said, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" after she got there.

2007-05-19 19:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nah, you'll be fine. Turn left at the Red Brick Road. (It used to be yellow, but they painted it so that no one would think they're cowards). Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

2007-05-19 19:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by skip742 6 · 1 0

Australia.

2007-05-19 19:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 3 1

Seattle.

2007-05-19 19:51:18 · answer #9 · answered by Eisbär 7 · 2 2

It's in Oz. Follow the yellow brick road and you'll get there.

2007-05-19 19:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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