Is it considered unsophisticated and unladylike to slap someone until your hand hurt?

Question

Ok, my neighbor is always making a point of becoming so helpless when my husband comes out. Yesterday, she developed this "limp" and almost "trips" in front of him. I told him that he better let her fall. She has this repeat habit of suddenly dropping something everytime we are doing any yardwork. It has not been overly warm this week, and she is wearing yeast infection shorts. I just want to kick her as hard as I can. Tuesday, we came home at almost the same time. I pulled up about a minute after my husband. This girl has bent over the window with her generic shirt flapping open, asking my husband for a ride. I told her very nicely that if she does not get her fishy, stank *** out of my husbands face that i was going to drag her. My husband says that I am being hormonal. i think that I am seeing what he is too blind to see. How would you handle it? I am leaning toward yanking her bald. What would you do?

Oh, btw, this is why I am very ticked off right now. My husband left about five minutes ago. I have not seen her all day long. Now she has on those walmart shorts again walking around outside, just waiting for my man to pull up. Am I over reacting?

I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE USERS THAT CORRECT EVERYONES GRAMMAR INSTEAD OF ANSWERING THE QUESTION! Sorry my grammar is sooooooooo bad, but I am a little emotional right now. Plus I could give a flying fart about grammar right now. Thank you so much for your correction.

Answer 1

BK needs more fiber to get the stick out.....when I read the part where you said about the grammar guy, I just had to find em.

but anyways, I'm a guy but if you switch up the sexes I'm game!

okay if a guy were hitting on my wife, let say he's one of those Brazilian pricks with their shirts off all the time, and has to mow their lawn everyday shirtless. as a gentleman I would expect my wife to stay faithful and blow this guy off like real love should. but if she happens to be wooed by this guy then I would check things at home (with the wife....in your case ...husband).
then as a gentleman, I would handle the outsider, tell him the ground rules, which are all basically leading to the golden rule :

Don't F*ck with my wife.

and if the problem persists, then I will be a man and forget about the gentle part and show him the ground rules again, this time with him on the ground.

I'm just sayin, strike one is a warning, strike two you're out!!!
lets not get into strike three right now, kids are in the room...

you need to check this chick before she does something desperate, because she seems to be pushing the limits with these short shorts.
your husband doesn't see it because it's not happening to him. if it where, he would be just as ( if not more) mad as you.

Answer 2

i told jay i am so gonna answer this when i saw your question earlier. and i 100% agree with you that guys are too blind to see what we women see. there's this girl he has been talking online. she was all nice and said hope i don't mind her talking to him. so i said no, unless she is after him and she said Noooo. So fine until few weeks later, she asked him what characteristic of Jay that her child will have? Fine, he said maybe she is just joking. Then few weeks later, she was telling him how good looking he is and started asking him to give her a kiss on the webcam (and as far as I know, she asked again another time). For goodness sake, what kind of girl is that. Did she think that I suddenly drop dead or something?? I find that very disrespectful to me and yes I am very upset. Sometimes I just wake up in the mid of the night thinking about it. What I decided I can do is (if she continue hitting on him), talk about her to my friends and go oopps..by giving them her website so they can have a good look at her and maybe blog about her. I will try not to do that if i can cos i get very angry by just thinking about it...gee i can feel myself boiling now too...i need a glass of cold water!!

You 2fine, do not do anything physical though yanking her bald sounds good to me ;p but you are pregnant so you must be careful. what i would recommend you to do is, pull your husband for a long lingering kiss everytime you see her...and add some oomphh by pinching his a** wouldn't hurt. or make sure, you grab your husband and kiss him when she "fall" again - let her know no one is interested about her frequent falling

Answer 3

I almost slapped my neighbors mother--I take care of this 92 year old woman--six nights a week including 3 extra days--so my neighbor can go to work--well I have to put this oxygen tube on her so it requires bending over her--well her mom reaches up and starts pinching my breasts and bottom, I tell her I don't like it and to stop--but her mom gets this look on her face like this fun--I had to tell her six times before she stopped--I told her daughter but she says: oh let her do it, she's not being spiteful--you should let her have her fun. I don't care if this 92 year old has Alzheimer's I wonder how she would like it if I did it to her

Answer 4

Unladylike and unsophisticated only if you break a nail and fail to hit your husband too.

We as women always want to blame the other woman, but if your husband paid her antics no attention she would stop...so I say put your husband in check....and for her call up some of your girlfriends get liquored up in the backyard and hurl obscenities at the tramp...it's tacky and juvenile but fun. My favorite is coughing the words "whore" "tramp" and "slut" whenever she walks by....

Or you could consider not sinking to her level and just ignore her!!! People only persist to aggrevate us if we give them a reaction. Remember that while your husband has wondering eyes you have his ring and all the legal rights to half of his assets especially in the event of a proven infidelity. If you act like the only adult in the situation you will get alot further...speak with him honestly and without accusation about the sitatuation. If he chooses to disregard your feelings then perhaps you need to do some soul searching on this relationship.

Answer 5

Wow, are you human beings ******** kidding me!? a number of those solutions are thoroughly ridiculous! all of us who says he's hitting her out if self protection, permit me ask you something: What the F_uck is he protecting himself from!?!? She's 5'3 130lbs and he's 6ft 218lbs, do you quite think of her little slap injury him that undesirable! It probably felt like a splash faucet to him if he even felt it in any respect! meanwhile he's choking her and busting her lip and leaving bruises on her physique and injuring her! all of us who's protecting him is a ill man or woman. And by using the way, my pal is a cop, purely because of the fact somebody hits you first does not supply that man or woman a precise to hit back! Its purely considered self protection if he's quite in possibility, which he quite replaced into no longer! And all of us who says she had it coming could desire to feel embarrassment approximately themselves! With that good judgment, if an 8 year old new child slapped a grown guy, does that supply him a precise to overcome them up?? in case you're saying definite, then you certainly choose counseling. besides, honey, you may desire to pass away him asap! do no longer hear to those people who say you had it coming on account which you place your arms on him first, you for sure did no longer do any injury to him yet he's doing a super variety of injury to you. he's risky and is plausible to you. he's erroneous, incorrect, incorrect, incorrect!

Answer 6

Tell your husband to ignore her in the future. Tell her you are aware of her little game and that she is no longer welcome on your property. If she continues after that tell her you already told her to stay of your property and she had better take this as a warning, because the next time you will no be so polite and lady like. Then the next time she comes on your property, take some deep breaths, grab a bat or something (no intentions of using it, just to scare her) and walk out of the house. As soon as she sees the bat, she'll probably run as fast as she can.

Answer 7

Your husband probably likes the attention--but he sounds like he's commited only to you. Have a serious conversation with him and tell him that you're really pissed off about this and want it resolved. Suggest that you two make a UNITED TEAM and confront her on her skankiness. Your hubby can be polite, BUT FIRM, by expressing he has no interest in her and would appreciate it if she would stop talking to him. I'd suggest you back him up, but don't get too heated about it... she may enjoy the fact she's pissing you off!

Answer 8

wow i dont know what to tell you other then that women is messed up in the head .. the next time u see her in the shorts tell her that the other half must be stuck in the washer and for her to go fetch them .. and as for ur husband when u can talk to him alone and tell him how u feel .. and then let the female know that if she comes on ur property again u will call the cops and have her arrested for trespassing .. that should scare the **** out of her

Answer 9

Honey, it is not classy or sophisticated to act this way, but in all honesty, I would have done the same thing. You gave her a warning, and hopefully she will listen. Try your hardest to refrain from violence if you can, but it's hard when someone is trying to get attention from your husband and it's not very classy of her to act this way. Let her make an *** out of herself. If she continues to get attention from your husband (dropping stuff, falling over) then say something again.
What did she say to you after you told her to get her tuna smelling c*nt out of your husbands face? :)

Answer 10

hmmm wanting to pick a fight while you're pregnant, yeah i'd say that's an over-reaction, now keeping in mind that i happen to wear my reproductive organs on the outside and your predilection for wanting to castrate my kind i'm gonna keep this simple. your fella isn't going anywhere if he doesn't want to, zirconiag is like this a lot too always thinkin' that some broad is going to swoop down and make off with me. now in your case one has actually tried and i have my doubts that she has much of a chance, try to look at it like this, she wants 'im and you've got 'im, if you want to take your mad out on her do it that way, ya know a nice lingering kiss right in front of her should do nicely to rub things in