Can you put these things in order by which would annoy you most on a long plane trip?

Question

Sitting next to:

A crying baby
Someone who reeks of too much perfume/cologne
Someone who reeks of cigarette smoke
Someone who talks incessantly
A really large person who incroaches on your seat space
A touchy-feely drunk
Someone with a cold

Answer 1

1. Crying baby...I don't have any, and I don't enjoy their company.
2. Someone who talks incessantly. booooorrrrrring!
3. Someone with a cold. Especially the snuffle and yak ones.
4. A touchy-feely drunk. Unless I can whack him/her.
5. Someone who reeks of cigarette smoke.
6. Someone who reeks of too much perfume/cologne (sometimes that's me, I can't smell my own, but I try not to overdo)

I AM the really large person, and I don't mean to crowd you - maybe the airlines should make seats the size of at least normal people instead of size-1 midgets.

Answer 2

Someone who reeks of cigarette smoke
A touchy-feely drunk
A really large person who incroaches on my seat space
A crying baby
Someone with a cold
Someone who reeks of too much perfume/cologne
Someone who talks incessantly

Answer 3

a crying baby
a really large person/ a touchy feely drunk
someone who reeks of cigarette smoke
someone with a cold
someone who talks too much
someone who reeks of too much perfume

Answer 4

a really large person
someone with a cold
someone who talks incessantly
a touchy feely drunk
a crying baby
someone who reeks of too much perfume
reeks of cigarette smoke (not that this is good, these are all horrible things)


wow that chic put what i put last, 1st! people are different huh

Answer 5

a large fattie
an annoying baby
a horney drunk
a person with flem issues
a smelly person who smokes
a smelly person who is trying to cover bo
a blabber mouth