What Is The Funniest Thing Your Kid Ever Said?

Question

We were at a red light & these dorks pulled up next to us & started revving his engine up.He had those really annoying mufflers that just make me wanna run them over in my SUV!So anyways my son said,"Mama he must have a little wee-wee!"LOL I don't know what papaw has been teaching him but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! : p

what's the point of answering if you don't have kids?You need points that bad?How stupid are you exactly?

Answer 1

Hey - my feelings were hurt when your little kid said that to me!

Answer 2

That is funny. I was driving down the road when my oldest son (was six at the time) informed me that he did not want to wear jeans to school anymore. Shorts or wind pants is what he wanted. I asked why. He said, "Well, when I sit next to a really pretty girl my weenie starts to get hard and it hurts if I am wearing jeans." OMG. I had to pull over to the side of the road I was laughing so hard I knew I would have a wreck. I bet I laughed for 10 minutes. Innocence is bliss. . . .especially when it comes to certain physiological responses we cannot help.

Answer 3

My son was 8 at the time and got done with his shower and came downstairs after he was dressed and i had his little sister who was 5 at the time laying on lap and he dropped his pants and asked if he was normal because he had hair down there for the 1st time and i covered his sisters face and said "WHAT???" he repeated and i looked and told him it was normal and next time he has a personal question about privates take mommy in to another room so his sister doesnt ge to see. I still laugh until this day about this. Hes 15 now and probably wouldnt appreciate me shaaring this. LOL

Answer 4

Last Christmas we were at Wal-Mart shopping for decorations and my 2year old spotted the Disney Princess Stockings and got very excited about the Little Mermaid one. So even though 10bucks for a STOCKING is OUTRAGEOUS I got one and put it in the cart. Then on the opposite side was tree decorations which I was looking at. I noticed my daughter REACHING over and pulling half the rest of the princess stockings off the hook! I said "STOP IT ANJILENA! We already got your stocking!" She just looked at me confused and said "But mommy you only got one and I have TWO FEETS!" I about died laughing! Poor thing had no idea what a stocking was really for and assumed by the foot shape it was some kind of sock for her feet!

Answer 5

Yes, kids can be quite hilarious at times. That's pretty funny what your son said. My daughter is quite the cut-up herself. She says many funny things. It would be hard for me to pick the funniest. However, I just posted a question earlier about something she came off with. I laughed and thought that would be quite the silly question for YA! If you want, you can go to my profile and check out my most recent question.

Answer 6

A friend of mine was in church one Sunday with his wife and three children. The preacher was really thundering out the Word of God. He made a theatrical pause to let the message sink in. In the complete silence his three year old girl spoke up and said, "Oh, give me a break." The entire congregation was choking trying not to laugh, until even the preacher had to start laughing.

Answer 7

This one is from my nephew.
When he was about 5 years old he was playing on the floor and very suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom. My sister notice a look of panic on his face and went after him. He was pulling his pants down, quite upset, looked up at his mother and cried, "I have melting poop!"
He had diarrhea :( poor kid, it did make a funny story

Answer 8

We had gone to a big party the night before and I was telling my son how beautiful the flamenco dancers were with their colorful costumes and wonderful music. He looked at me and said, "Gee-I didnt know flamingoes knew how to dance". What ever made me think a 5 yo would know what flaemco dancers were.

Answer 9

OMG! We had an out building where paint was stored. One day I went in there and discovered a bucket of gray paint poured out all over the flour. Well I knew it had to be Kathy. I went to her to ask and decided to see if I could get her to confess (never had see). I said to her, "I know you spilled the paint because you have guilt written all over you face.'
She gasped and said, "Did I get that paint on my face."

My brother when he was little was told by my mom that a stork brought him. Well we were in a store one day and in the children's section there was a stork holding a baby. My brother yelled out loud enough for all to hear, "There's the duck that brought me!"

Answer 10

when we were driving along and this ideate cuts us off. So, even though he can't hear me, I tell him exactly what I think of his little move. Then I hear this small voice from the backseat. "Mommy, I don't think it is very nice to call someone a f***ing jerk.