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So, my neighbor hates kids right. So I took a bat to his car because he hit my kid when his ball went in his yard accidently. I took the bat and took out all his windows and dented most of it. He called the police on me and they're coming right now. What should I tell them

2007-05-19 06:54:32 · 18 answers · asked by Problems 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

tell them the truth, that you were being threatened by a rabies infested flying diseased bat, it just so happened to be hovering around ur neighbors car...all u were really doing was protecting the neighborhood from this scourge from the skies~

just to be on the safe side however, make sure u got ur bail bondsmans number in ur pocket~

2007-05-19 07:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by Moral Oral 5 · 4 0

That was fun! Here is a star. Tell to the police that he is insane! Oh, and ask for a lawyer!

2007-05-19 06:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by M?r?? P 5 · 1 0

That it was better than hitting the guy with the bat!

2007-05-19 06:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Rowan 7 · 2 1

The truth

2007-05-19 06:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 0

that it was your very 1st moment of insanity...and you promise not to do it again!....good luck w/that one...I have crazy neighbors too..I feel your pain and frustration! I would have done probably the same thing..especially after that bastard hitting my kid...regardless of why he/she hit my child!
~peace~

2007-05-19 07:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 0 0

omg! why did you do that? just tell them you guys were playing baseball and the ball hit his cars a few dozen times. lol.

2007-05-19 06:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Loser Leah 2 · 4 1

hey, right on. tell them he hit your kid. he is lucky you got his car, next time you'll get closer to home. good for you. good luck w/that.

2007-05-19 06:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by sideways 7 · 1 0

You have anger issues. You need to get control of your anger before you do more harm like murder.

2007-05-19 07:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Sherbear 4 · 0 1

just tell them, i didn't know how else to react to him hitting my kid.

2007-05-19 06:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by Cat 2 · 1 0

tell the truth and let the crap fall, report him for child abuse.

2007-05-19 06:58:44 · answer #10 · answered by ldg 5 · 0 0

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