i need a myth/legend about thoth, such as his life....where he was born, why, wat did he do, ect. plz give me a link if u prefer that.
2007-05-19 05:55:31 · 3 answers · asked by volleyballMVP 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
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2007-05-19 06:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is only a premise, do not quote me as source of anything even close to approximating absolute verifiable history.
Thoth was born an autistic child of the blue pygmie flying monkey tribe and they thought him cursed so they gave all the copper they held collectively to send him to a special school to help him remember how to talk Parakeet.
The nice sisters of the Order of Enkidu put him in a human suit and brought him out of the brain of Nin.Harsag. He had to teach his brother Marduk he was not the center of any other universe than the one within and did it quite nicely with the help of a fellow special education instructor named Nin.Sekmet, a werecat (yes virginia, santa gives homes to lost kitties too).
Marduk could not accept any of Thoth's theoretical physics treatises on time travel and never got to see his favorite pet Neanderthal Michael J. Zuberbier ever again. For Now.?
2007-05-19 06:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thoth was an Egyptian God of the moon. He was the patron of wisdom and learning.
If you want the Truth....Ask a Pagan
2007-05-19 06:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋