Please write a short story and include these song titles by Elvis?

Question

Don't Be Cruel
Too Much
All Shook Up
Good Luck Charm
I Feel So Bad
The Wonder Of You

Answer 1

Dodge city, Kansas
Circa 1876

Matt Dillon, U.S. Marshal was still recovering from the joke that his girlfriend had played on him the day before. Let me explain........Matt had scared the Dixie-doodles out of Sunshine by getting in a box, in the middle of their bedroom....When she opened it, out he popped! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im1CM6E8dmE&mode=related&search=
She warned him that she would return the favor! The very next day, she did!!! She had joined him in bed for a nap........She donned a scarey mask and then gently tapped him on the shoulder. This is what he saw when he opened his eyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kErezHGfJvw&mode=related&search=
Unfortunately she scared MORE than the Dixie-doodles out of him.........the sheets needed to be laundered after this little prank.......... And laundered more than once!!!

Matt laughed out loud as he remembered the past two days........"Oh, SunnyMac.....(6)The Wonder Of You." Although he had been (3)All Shook Up, he was still able to see the humor in the escaped.
Yep....he and his Sunny Girl had a very exciting relationship!
He was still laughing as he entered the LongBranch Saloon, owned and managed by his former girlfriend, Miss Kitty Russell. Doc and Festus were sitting at one of the tables when they saw Matt......."Hey, Matt! What's so funny?" Matt told his two friends of the goings on out at the farm.
Festus:"Well Matthew....'pears to me that this may be a little
(2)Too Much for you. What I mean to say is....well, don't you see? I think you oughten to step to the side and let ME be her beau. Nothin' scares me!!"
Doc:"Oh, is that so? BOO!" Festus dropped his mug of beer.
Festus:"What in the tarnation did you do THAT for, you mean old buzzard!!" Doc rubbed his face, as he always does and just shook his head. "Doc!! You are meaner than any mangy spider I ever seen crawl out from under a rock on Grandpa Gunther's farm!! You smart aleck!"
Matt and Doc had NO idea what he had just said. They laughed at their old friend as they sipped the foam off their beer.

Festus got up a minute or so later. He had promised the town undertaker, Mr. Digger O'Dell that he would help out with some chores. He didn't like the idea of being amongst the dearly departed , but as Festus always said: (Click on this site and scroll down to "A promise is a promise." Put your cursor on the little picture of Festus at this spot.
http://www.eviltwin.velvetsofa.com/Curtis/sound.html

Festus started the chore of building a new coffin. The one that presently held the body was basically just a cardboard box. Woody Walinsky, a recent victim of the flu epidemic, was inside. Festus worked throughout the afternoon. As the sun started going down, a storm was a' brewing. Far off thunder could be heard. Matt and Doc thought they would pay their old buddy a visit....maybe SCARE up some fun. They quietly sneeked up to the window of the mortuary and peeked in. Festus was just finishing up his work. He paused for a moment, and then took something out of his pocket. It was his(4)Good Luck Charm.....an old arrowhead that was stained with the blood from Festus' own ear....you know, the "hangy-down" part. ( Fans of Festus will understand this reference!)
Doc and Matt tried to control their laughter as they watched Festus go through a ritual....he kissed the arrowhead 2 times, twirled in a circle and then shouted at the top of his lungs: "FANGY FUNKY FUNGUS FOO, I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!!!" Doc and Matt banged heads together they were laughing so hard.

After Festus had completed the necessary steps to empower himself with bravery, he reached for the clasp to the box that Woody was in. He started talking:" Woody, old friend. This here is Festus Haggen. I just wanted to say goodbye to you." Suddenly there was a HUGE ((((BOOM)))) of thunder!! The windows vibrated....so did Festus!!!! The lid to the box FLEW OPEN !! Festus fainted dead away!!! Doc swallowed his cigar and Matt soiled his britches....AGAIN!! This is what they saw:
http://img.interia.pl/rozrywka/nimg/Woody_Allen_allen1_Komicy_612154.jpg

Answer 2

elvis walked up to priscilla after a huge disagreement and said, "honey, don't be cruel" she answered back, "all this fame is too much for me! i'm all shook up, i can't take it anymore!" he sighed and said, "but i need you with me, you're like a good luck charm, the wonder of you makes me wan't to be better! i feel so bad knowing that you're not behind me, supporting my every decision."

LOL!

Answer 3

I feel so bad for the wonder of you that I'm all shook up. You were my good luck charm, maybe too much. All I ask now, is please, don't be cruel.