Only intelligent answers please. Not into the usual swearwords thanks.
2007-05-19 03:18:54 · 34 answers · asked by Thinker 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can't believe how many people have been so horribly insulted by their own parents! Guys I feel for you!
2007-05-19 03:27:52 · update #1
When Winston Churchill was berated by Bessie Braddock in the House of Commons.
She said, "Sir, you are drunk"
His reply. "Madam, you are ugly, but tomorrow, I will be sober."
2007-05-19 03:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by john r 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Right now, its about insult on other people belief, like religion... Some people may or will try to outdo each other, to insult, to catch attention of the other or another party. At any rate, I think most people, will not agree on insulting as a means to catch attention.
2007-05-19 03:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by cyberangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make George Bush look intelligent.
On the last bus home on a saturday night
when asked by a drunken "Young Lady" if I was looking at her **** I replied Last time I saw **** like that they were being attended to by a milkmaid on a stool with a bucket!
2007-05-19 03:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by boring old fart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an insult, so where could intelligence fit in?
A guy asked a girl if she had a match.
She looked him in the eye and said..
your breath and a buffalo phart.
2007-05-19 06:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard and have come up with some funny stuff but I think one of the best was during a fight with some girl, she was in her friends car with the window rolled up and said she was gunna punch me so after some yelling I decided she wasn't going to fight so it was a waste of time ... so I went in my pocket grabbed the first coin I found tossed it in the car at her and told her to go buy a set of balls ... it had me and my friends cracking up all night
2007-05-19 03:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by Like Nothing Else 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i replaced into gonna attempt to respond to your question yet Im too busy giggling my denims off at what you suggested..LMAO!!! I truthfully cant tell u the worst insult ive ever won because of the fact it replaced into so undesirable that I placed it out of my head and that i cant seem to rememeber it at this 2nd...if i bear in innovations unwell come again and tell u..yet i will assure u it replaced into quite undesirable and not humorous as yours. yet my very own mom as quickly as called me a demon.......that quite injury me while she suggested that. My ex boyfriend called me a razor blade as quickly as.
2017-01-10 08:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got someone coming over for dinner tonight,have a fridge full of vino and looking for some ammo are we?
2007-05-19 03:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by really sodding nice r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My aunt's best one (so far) - when I was contemplating a career change, she suggested lapdancing. When I said I really didnt think I was a suitable candidate she replied ' Its OK, you don't HAVE to be young, slim or good-looking......' fair comment but a good job I know my own limitations! ;o)
2007-05-19 03:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told my brother one day that someone told me that i had clear skin. Then he said: "Clear skin?!?! Don't they look at your face properly?". That made me angry since my confidence was boosted by one percent.
And someone else made a racist comment and he said: "Black people should continue breeding with other races so that the monkey will disappear out of them!".
That guy.. He could have died that day.
2007-05-19 03:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was once told by this horrible, quite obese guy to go stick my head up a dead horse's butt. He didn't quite use that word ( started with A ended with and E) Without thinking, I promptly told him to bend over.
2007-05-19 03:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by tassie 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋