Can I offer a solution to Border Security?

Question

We dig a trench, the entire length of Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. That borders Mexico.

We use the dirt, to fill-in the low lying areas of Lousiana and Mississippi. To help them in case of Hurricanes etc;

We fill the trench in with water. Since the State of Florida, has such an over population of Gators? We capture as many as we can. And put the Gators in the trench.

It helps the Low-lying areas of the Gulf Coast. It rids Florida of having too many Gators. Which helps promote Tourist safety. And it allows the Gators to patrol our Borders. Those hungry rascals will do the job just right.

It's, at least an idea!!! Which is better than anything Congress has acted on.

What do you think?

Someone even suggested that we use the Illegals, that are already here? To help dig the trench. It's at least some thing worth looking in to. Isn't it? It's called "Git-R-Done"!!!

No one would have to man the Towers that we have now. Saves money, there. Concrete Wall sends a signal that we don't want them here? We allow them here? But only through Legal Channels.

I'm only offering one Soution to one Problem. If you have something that works for the others? I'm listening!!

Someone suggested "Rabid Baboons"?

Can we leave my Ex-Wife out of this, please? Thank you!!

Answer 1

Great idea but don't forget the razor wire, killer bee hives, and a troop of rabid baboons to do the patrolling.

I was talking about my ex LOL

Answer 2

Good idea, but let me add another detail. I say we also put up thousands of "Beware La Chupacabra" signs all along the border, and place tape recorders in select areas that let out loud gutteral roars to drive the point home. I am sure the Psychological fear from many illegals (both illiterate and school dropouts) will make them flee back to the safety of their home country. After all, why chance being eaten by La Chupacabra? I wouldn't:)

Answer 3

Haha not bad, not bad. I still like the simple ideas, put a feild of land mines acorss the border except places where they can legally cross (where the border patrol is stationed), and at the end of that mine feild have the National Guard sitting there w/ guns and shoot anything that speaks Spanish trying to get into America.

Answer 4

Ever hear of the Great Wall of China? Concrete is made of sand, and there is definitely plenty of sand on our southern border. Also, if Ted Kennedy had to live on the Mexican border, he would see what we have to put up with. Your suggestion is at least a start. Some people won't even dare make any suggestion, merely complaine. Thank you.

Answer 5

Ummm, I'm a little nervous about the gator part.
How 'bout we just start to actually enforce some of the laws already on the books?

Answer 6

Nice but not cost effective, How about we force Congress, to line
the Border and dig the trench.
Better solution, let Mass, and Arizona, take all the illegals, those
two Senators want them so bad.

Answer 7

Cute, but are you willing to front the bill?

Then, what are we going to do about our border with Canada?

You know the border that the 9-11 terrorists waltzed across?

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Answer 8

Makes as much sense as anything that's come out of congress.

Answer 9

I have a question of my own. Exactly how many terrorists have come across the Mexican border?

Answer 10

Anti-personnel land mines. Cheaper and more effective.