So far the options to her have been:
Buy a whole new couch, or
I'm going to urinate on her couch and I'll buy my own new couch and she will never be welcome over again.
I know things happen, but I'm disappointed in her.
If she doesn't make things right, I'm going to hand her a Depends underwear at the next party in front of everyone.
2007-05-19 00:47:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Stop blaming the neighbor we ALL know it was you!
2007-05-19 01:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Proud to be APBT 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have it professionally cleaned and present her with the bill.
If you have her over again, have her sit on a Wooden or Metal Chair and tell her to bring a towel to place in the Chair to absorb any urine that may leak.
2007-05-27 05:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Vera W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have an answer for you it looks like you got them all. The only thing I can say is I'm sorry it happened and if she comes over next time put plastic on the furniture.
2007-05-19 09:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by kellyjo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gift her the couch for christmas.
2007-05-27 04:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by hotshot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
havent you ever been pissed before i bet she is so embarressed that she probably wont even look at you because she would know she did a woopsy in her jeans i would just get it cleaned and if by chance she enters your house again tell her to stay off the furniture
2007-05-27 07:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by karen c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay for the operation and buy her a year's worth of the plastic bags for the urine to drain into. YOU KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!!!
2007-05-19 09:21:46 · answer #6 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love the idea of handy her a diaper at the next party :). Go with that.
2007-05-26 19:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by Minako Brown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so nasty. I would never have her over my house and I would charge her to have the couch professionally cleaned. That is downright dirty! That is no lady.
2007-05-19 08:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use urine gone or some other form of urine eliminator. Some people just can't hold their bladder.
2007-05-27 01:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by annanigh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd either get some new friends or maybe wise up and NOT have any overnight "guests" at my house after partying all night.
"Sleep with the dogs and your gonna get fleas"
2007-05-19 07:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by little lu-lu 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did'nt I tell you not to take the plastic off your couch when you bought it!
2007-05-19 08:57:24 · answer #11 · answered by Mo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋