What did you or your child mispronounce when very young that is funny? What funny question did they ask?

Question

My daughter used to say SIG LANNING AMBLIANCE, instead of signalling ambulance. If you ask me her version is harder to say.

Answer 1

I used to say cumberoo for cucumber and perfaboom for perfume and balled egg for boiled egg. (strange child)

My little brother used to say I'm crapping my hands instead of clapping.

Answer 2

My youngest is a member of the school's cooking club, and last week came bouncing out of class telling me that they were going to be making 'kerfuffle' next week - he meant falafel. I didn't have the heart to correct him!
The best question goes to the older one. He saw a picture of me when I was pregnant with him, and I had a pretty large bump. He looked at the photo and said 'wow, mum! Did I have a wide screen TV in there as well?'

Answer 3

Nephew called the Dukes of Hazzard the Hacks a Duzzers!

Daughter used to walk around saying "You are the linkest wink!"

Answer 4

my son says all sorts of funny things!
it does seem that what they say is harder than the proper word(s)
my son says 'key sart' for car seat lol
my brother used to say 'tallow' for towel
and i think every child says 'turch' for church
there was something my son said the other day it made me laugh so much, he was trying to say 'sonic the hedgehog' and said 'henic the chog' lmao
made me chuckle
he is also constantly embarassing me by asking questions very loudly when we're in public, if he sees something he doesnt understand, one time we were in a tax with an asian driver and my son asked 'why hasnt that man had a bath'?
i didnt know what to say!
but kids cant help it can they, its how they learn

Answer 5

My kids have had a lot over the years my oldest called the carpet a "parkit" she would say "lets go talk on the parkit" and she said probuly for probably for a long time. My youngest said strawberry courtcake instead of shortcake, and tiderd for tired, which she would scream at nap time "but I not tiderd" my sister always wanted to get her a shirt that said "I not tiderd!" she HATED going to bed and still does LOL. Oh and one of the cutest is my youngest middle name is Brooke and her sister was only 2 when she was born she would use her full name at times (like I do to her) when her sister was kicking (by accident you know how babies just kick a lot when they learn how lying on their backs) her or something and she called her "book" instead of "Brooke" it was too cute. By the way save the pope that is too cute, I miss that age!

Answer 6

When I was in infant's school, apparently I used to tell people that my Dad was a brigadier in the army..

One of the teachers eventually asked him about it and he howled with laughter. "Do you think if I was a brigadier, I'd send my daughter to a school called Quarry View (for that was the name of my primary school)?"

Then he explained that he was a (lance) bombadier in the (territorial) army.

C'mon, to a six year old brigadier and bombadier are pretty close ... both start with 'buh' and end in 'adeer'.

Answer 7

It's not my kid.. but.. my best friend's baby is going to be three and when she says "smoke" (her parents smoke) it sounds like she is saying "f*ck". It is hilarious. She'll come up to you and say "Are you outside smokin" but it sounds like "Are you outside f*ckin?"

When my brother was little he had really curly hair. One day while shopping a lady said "Where'd you get that pretty hair from?" He was about 3 or 4 and said "Jesus gave it to me."

My mom tells this other story of my brother when he was about 3 or 4, my mom was sleeping and my brother ran into her room and said "Get up B*tch."

My boyfriend's niece was in her girl scouts meeting and they were doing what makes people happy when you say something and what you can say to make them upset. They were taking turns for the mean comment and she said "Shut the F up, btw she was 5. :) Kids are awesome.

Answer 8

My daughter when age 4, watched a wedding on corrie. Then decided to re enact it with her barbie dolls. As it came to the end, instead of lawul she said, "Now you may kiss the awful wedded bride." I liked that : [) .

Answer 9

My kids have said lots of things like pusgetti, salvation dog, horsdipal, charawan etc. We were on hols and my son pointed to a church asking what it was, I said "that's god's house" to which he replied "Gosh another one he's lucky and it's a much bigger house than the one he lives in back home"

Answer 10

Way back in the old days when my children used to say their prayers at night before going to sleep they prayed out loud. I was listening to one of them saying The Lords Prayer and when he came to the words "lead us not into temptation" I noticed he was saying "Lead us not into them stations".