Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
2007-05-17 17:55:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
hah! that was great!!
2007-05-17 17:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by MsMonoxide 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really a question, but I know a few people who would find it hillarious.
Next time be a little more clever and fit a question in the question area.
2007-05-18 00:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She got exactly what she deserved, the demanding fatty. GO BOB!!!
2007-05-18 14:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by mia k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid question. But in my opinion, it's not weight, but willing to share desire, passion, and acceptance that's a true aphrodisiac.
2007-05-18 04:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by datwhittier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That showed her!
Ha,ha,ha
2007-05-18 01:04:48 · answer #5 · answered by Free-Lance 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh
2007-05-18 02:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it goes to show that be careful you might get what you wish for that was a good one!!!
2007-05-18 01:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. funny but totally does not belong in this section. douche.
2007-05-18 00:58:35 · answer #8 · answered by The "Hmm" Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a smart Ass you are. i wonder if your not as large as she is......you really take the cake on this one.
2007-05-18 01:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Petunia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... I thought she might find a rubber band.
2007-05-18 00:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by sk|TTLes™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-05-18 01:03:55 · answer #11 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋