tell her? Better yet, how much would you charge her? And, would you be concerned that the neighbors might call the cops on you for disturbing the peace once she's gone into one of her loud and obnoxious rants?
2007-05-17 15:05:35 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I **** pigs, but that even makes me sick thinking of that thing stinking up my porch.
2007-05-17 15:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
That obnoxious cow would get a knuckle sandwich. Even if I were a hungry cannibal that gaint sow wouldn't make it past the threshold.
2007-05-25 08:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She better know that if she come by my house, its free of charge, however, i will ***** slap her into next week if she think she is going to go into one of her loud and obnoxious rants and get away with it. She aint never see the other side of me. LET HER JUST TRY! Madea aint got nothing on me!
2007-05-25 06:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by hottawarrior - win lose or draw 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find the biggest sharpest knife I have and tell'er to fix it herself..then step outside and use my cell to call 911 and tell them I had a intruder w/a knife trying to kill me..scream.. drop the phone and knock her senseless with my louisville slugger. With her history of mental illness who's gonna convict me?? I was in fear for my life! And you have alot of View episodes where she rants and raves and shows her anger and illness for defense and a awful lot of witnesses to it all! I'd get a medal!
2007-05-17 15:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by G=ME 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAhAhAHaHA! I'd give that week-old sandwich I've got in my fridge.
Then I'd take her to the hole-in-the-wall bar next door. After the 15 tequila shot "Hello!".
Next, I'd get some, nevermind, there's really no way to make her look good, so forget about pimpin' her out to the playas in town.
2007-05-17 15:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Refer her to the Salvation Army. We have 1 bedroom--1 bed. She's out of luck.
2007-05-25 13:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by Garnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call the cops to come get the corpse of the burgler I had to kill because I was afraid for my life.
2007-05-25 12:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by Chris B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd yell out the door" No speaka the englisha B*tcha"
2007-05-25 14:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dee U 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't give Rosie O'Donnel the sweat off my left testicle.
2007-05-17 15:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell her there was a gay activist center down the road a bit and they're having an anti-Bush rally and free food there. That should get rid of her.
2007-05-17 15:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Sheriff of Yahoo! 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I would slam the door in my face. Anyone who could call my husband a terrorist doesn't deserve much of anything ....
2007-05-21 15:29:13 · answer #11 · answered by hollybear1280 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋