2007-05-17 14:47:08 · 25 answers · asked by Charlie Bravo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
have i missed the bus. I said i dont know mate but this isnt a bus stop its lampost
2007-05-17 14:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by mudfish 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Walking out of the zoo with my goddaughter this bum from around Buffalo appraoched us. Normally, he asks if you want to buy his jewelry (B-Lo residents, Eric Starchild...who lives in his wealthy parents house...) but he marched right up and said, "Heh heh, wanna see a movie I'm in?"
And when I was 19 I was in a bar in Canada and some guy's brilliant pick up line was, "Hey! Are you American or Canadian?" and yet again a guy at a restaurant asked, in a heavy Russian accent, "You are perhaps Russian? No? Uusally American girls in restaurant are 1000 pounds. This is my number, call me later. I am handsome when I am clean." Needless to say I never called him.
2007-05-17 21:54:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man once came up to me and told me I look sick. I asked coworkers if I did, since I was at work at the time, and they said no, I looked fine.
Apparently, that was the man's PICK UP LINE! He couldn't think of anything else to say to me, so that's what he said! Can you believe that? There are some real freaks walking around out there!
2007-05-17 21:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by it's me! 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
One time at the Ice skating rink, me and my friends were being weird and talking to random people. I went up to a guy probably about my age, and said,
"Do you like nachos?" and he said "yes"
Than I asked "have you ever tries nachos?" just to be dumb cuz obviously, if u like em, u've tried them. and he said, "no."
I was just really amazed at the stupidity of his answer. He might have been stupid cuz I was being stupid, but I think he was just a moron.
2007-05-17 22:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Llama 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I worked at a wal mart type store and a man was returning a product he had bought. The product was douche and the service desk person asked why he was returning it and he said he didn't like the way it made his wife taste.
rotflmao
2007-05-17 21:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by shiverz 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A homeless man asked me for a dollar....as I waited by the bus he sat down and told me how he spent about $100 of donations a day on cocaine, and hoped God wasn't going to punish him...strange.
2007-05-17 21:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yesterday a man on the street walked up and said to me, "You should go to Arizona, there's none there." What the...?
2007-05-17 21:49:59 · answer #7 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
At a very crowded Starbucks, this lady walked up to me and asked "Is this open? Or did they close it already?"
2007-05-17 21:55:38 · answer #8 · answered by SnowWhite92 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you have a spare pair of pants I could borrow (this was from a stranger BTW)
2007-05-17 21:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by markcon75 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sorry but my GF has said so many incredibly gigantically strange things to me so many times I can't tell what's strange and what isn't anymore.
2007-05-17 21:50:01 · answer #10 · answered by eggman 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋