Have you ever farted during church?

Question

I haven't, reason why is because I don't go to church or fart.

Answer 1

uhhh no... i don't go to church... but sometimes i go outside of a church and fart near the door just to be disrespectful...

Answer 2

no person in the history of the world has ever farted in a church

Answer 3

I haven't but this little girl that I had in Sunday School class thought it was terribly funny that her daddy farted in church!

Answer 4

That jogs my memory of a time at the same time as i became a baby ( i became about 11 or 12). I went with my acquaintances to a small previous Pentecostal church that unquestionably had timber pews. The pastor used to make the adolescents sit on the first 2 or 3 pews (females on one aspect and boys on the different.) besides, the pastor reported some thing rather profound and severe and the finished church became silent (We were likely praying or some thing.) besides, without caution there became a noisy noise and our entire pew shook. there have been numerous females on the pew, yet no individual owned as a lot because it. To on the present time I nevertheless do not recognize who it became, although all of us have our suspicions. i do not imagine it became a sin, even though it became humorous on the time.

Answer 5

I'm sure you probably don't go to church but you sure do Fart.

but I've never farted in church and my reason is becasuse i never really go.

Answer 6

BS you dont fart

Answer 7

hah

Answer 8

yep long time ago now i dont go to church

Answer 9

Yes I have, but nothing that was loud. Just a little "pop".

Answer 10

yeah