What do do if the cops are knockin?

Question

What do I do if the cops are at the door and I got a under-age prostitute with weed on her who just came in to use the phone?

Answer 1

make sure you're wearing a wife beater with stains on it so you'll look normal when we see you on C.O.P.S!

Answer 2

Scream out of the bathroom and tell them your finishing up

then the time u have throw the prostitute and the window and tell her to run and throw the weed away or tell her to take it

Answer 3

I'd be bustin a move real quick and get my mo-jo on spicoots so I didn't have to get all mo-foed up all over the place, ya know what Im sayin cause this mac-daddy don't need to be pushin no more time in the crink. Bu-shi. Naw Im the mac-daddy of the cool funk now and wantz to keep on the low. my shiz clean now, Hear me, bro? Yeah you hear what Im sayin Im keepin it cool and real. Piz-ow!

Answer 4

I don't think they are knocking on your door because you wouldn't have enough time to write this let alone get an answer.
But if it did happen send the hooker outside and tell her to hop the fence then you should answer the door.

Answer 5

Find a toy gun around the house somewhere and answer the door with it in your hand.

Answer 6

Hide the hooker and let the cops in!
act like everything is going cool!

Answer 7

Don't open the door. They can't come in unless they have a warrant or probable cause.

Answer 8

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

*ponders the question while nibbling a celery stick*

Crowded under the bed?

Answer 9

Better than the one with some crack over my place the other night! She was a freak!

Answer 10

They just want to tell you that your pimp-mobile is double parked and you needs to be moving it or it's gonna get towed.

Answer 11

yea right u just let her in to use the phone micheal jackson